Trasho

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Screw astrology signs, who is your favorite character in Genshin Impact?

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I don’t have a PHD

I am a PHD

A Professional Helpless Dumbass™ at your service B)

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I want to be a butterfly

Positive points-

•I can fucking FLY

•pretty colors

•I’m poisonous so even if I get eaten I get to fuck anyone who ate me in the grave

•I get to live life to the fullest, and then die in 6-18 consecutive weeks

•eternal vibing

•Delish flowers🌸🌺 🌹

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Knowing names

When you learn someone’s name it usually is because of one of two options

1. They talk a lot/are the class clown

Or 2. They did/said something that made them stand out enough to remember them. As someone who doesn’t talk a lot, when someone knows my name I freak out a bit. Like what memory of me made such an impact that even though we barely interact you know my name? Was I a dumbass or did I do something cool? I’ll never know, I’d like to think I did something awesome but it’s a long shot

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Corona virus: Iconic memes edition

“Corona virus: you better watchoutYoubetterwatchoutYOUBETTER-”

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*coronavirus infecting everyone*

Can I get a waffle?

*coronavirus killing*

Can I PLEASE get a waffle?“

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Corona virus: 🎶 I just want you for my own 🎶

everyone else: 🎶 please leave me the fuck alone🎶

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THE FUCK? THE FUCK? THE FUCK IS IN THE AIR?

THE FUCK? THERES (corona) EVERYWHERE.

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Lady: Fr e shava AcHOO-

Everyone else: 🔫😷 “I won’t hesitate bitch”

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Corona virus: Don’t tell your mother

Everyone: kiss one another 🎶

Corona virus: DIE FOR EACH OTHER

Everyone:

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“I have crippling corona”

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Thanks for checking in, ✨I swear I’m not infected✨

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Credit to my friend who doesn’t have tumblr for thinking about these memes with me at like 3am

[littleshylotus123]

Anxiety is

Constantly hearing “Waltz of the Meatball Man” progressively getting louder and faster each minute and from all directions

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So this just in, i can never show my face in math again

I’m one of those stereotypical keep to themself type of person and barely talk during classes. But when I’m sleep deprived I tend to get...ditzy. So today was one of those days and during math class this guy turns around telling the wrong answer to a question...And I just turn around and tell him, “Ding dong! You’re wrong!” Anyways, time to go bury myself in a hole and transfer classes now

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*me with 5 missed calls all from individual people I have past/current drama with* “OooHoho well isn’t it the ghosts of my life coming to fuck my day?”

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I’m tired. That’s it. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk :D

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Christmas cheer is

Singing Christmas songs when it’s the beginning of February

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Story of my life

Story time! So one day my dad went out to shop for groceries, and when he came back he brought something with him. I couldn’t see what it was, and just caught I glimpse of red so I shouted out “Cherries!” I was so happy...then he turned around and was holding grapes.