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explaining hornkus binglefuck to my therapist feels like telling a 1300s child dying from the plague how mining for bitcoin works.

putting googly eyes in my receipt machine has increased my moral at work by at least 200%. i encourage everyone to try this

he is my son

putting googly eyes on my receipt machine has increased my moral at work by at least 200%. i encourage everyone to try this

this fanfic shit easy

Guys what if there was a character

oops i dropped my binglefic i hope no one clicks on it

https://archiveofourown.org/works/85300831

and what if for my first post i said

i ship Hornkus Binglefuck with Glorpstiel

Turtle