wouldn't it be nice

WOULDN'T IT BE NICE.

[autumnhobbit]

worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner

[valtsv]

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

[ommanyte]

how dull for you to live your life without any hills to die on, you, on your vast flat barren plains of compromise, acceptance, and accommodation, while I reign supreme over the lush, rolling highlands of stupid shit I have irrationally chosen to stake my entire identity on

[clippy]

today when my coworker went to lunch i said “munch munch it’s time for lunch” and the assistant manager was like “carson do u ever.. think before u say things like that never do that again”

[macperalta]

#adulting

[gamecubist]

a masterpost

[yellowbloods-deactivated2021051]

as someone who experiences the passage of time i really relate to this

[sharpeshelen]

#mood

[mazarinedrake]

My dream is to live in a cabin by a lake in the rainy mountains, where I can look outside and see fog drifting silently over the water…but it’s got to have high-speed internet too, or I would die. 

[lbled]

[4gifs]

[weedpoop]

[kristen-wiig-deactivated2014080]

get to know me meme: [3/5] tv shows → parks and recreation

“Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself. He’s a grown man. Fishing’s not that hard.”

[spongebob-daily]

[kristen-wiig-deactivated2014080]

get to know me meme: [1/5] male characters → marshall eriksen

[brokenthimble]

[hernance]

“There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight…”

[sabacc]