Member of the Shadow Council

www.tumblr.com/live-laugh-lich

[elghast]

Today's my first day drinking water! Things are going great!!!

[evilwizard]

fuck i think i left my arcane talisman of +2 jumping in one of the village’s many random large breakable pots

[unpeeled-human]

that said i still mostly do horsefoolery like this LMFAO

[unpeeled-human]

DPONT DO THIS TO ME AGAIN MAN

[uququ]

i do consider myself a temporarily embarrassed lightning wizard

[lokaror]

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

[lokaror]

Cops are here.

[lokaror]

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

[infectiouspiss]

[deadlysentence]

Just bought a fallen empire off temu

[live-laugh-lich]

God, I just need to be taken to the bone zone one final time

[sweet-trepanning-heretic]

I suck ass at mental math but still skunked @live-laugh-lich and @elghast in a game of cribbage. Don't underestimate the power of incredible luck. Take a peep at that winning hand.

[live-laugh-lich]

I only started speaking yesterday, I’m gay

[live-laugh-lich]

Did you know that wallowing actually pertains to lying or rolling about in mud?!

Of course you did you pig boy freak. You sloppy little boar. You mangy hog.

[live-laugh-lich]

Did you know you can just go into the forest and say "finder keepers" and the government can't do anything about it? I found this cool tree that I hangout in now and pretend to be an aged man of the woods, offering wisdom to those who seek my council.

[live-laugh-lich]

Don't you love sitting in the front seat of a car and you look over at the driver (you know who you are), and they get the thousand yard stare.

She turns to you and says "I love Gambling" and proceeds to pass the car in front of us.

Keep in mind the, the car in front of us has length to it. Were talking a pickup truck hauling a large trailer type length. And in strapped to the this honda civic that just got released from the retirement home because all of the nurses quit.

She swerves into the other lane, hitting the gas, and the car moves no faster than it was a second ago but at this point, she's committed and backing out is for fucking cowards and heretics.

In the lane we just entered, there are cars rapidly coming towards us. The gas pedals gets slammed. I come to terms with dying. The three men in the back of the car do not. I'm so sorry Bran ahahhaha.

We pass the car in front of us with about 10 meters to spare.

The car is deathly silent, until I shatter the unending silent with, "Fucking crazy am I right fellas?"

*To note because she (you know who you are) will see this, she didn't say I love gambling, she said "were going make it", which I think is way more fucking morbid if we didn't actually make it.

[live-laugh-lich]

Sometimes I turn on the kitchen sink, the bathroom sink, and continuously flush the toilet so that when I jump in the shower, its extra spicy.

[live-laugh-lich]

My vibes are eldritch and unknowable to the sanities of man

[live-laugh-lich]

Decided last evening that I was going to wake up, go for a run, then get ready for work.

Woke up this morning at 4:30, and as I was fueling my system with the devils dust (Gatorade powder), I was hit with the eternal walls of sadness and started crying profusely.

Instead of sitting down and trying to come to grips with my feelings, I decided that the best course of action was to continue with my original plan and lock in for this run.

I realized too late that there is nothing more terrifying than a large man, dressed in all black, weeping, sprinting directly at you at 5 am is not the most comforting sight and I may have scared the local population.

I sit here between two coworkers and they don’t know the fucking rollercoaster of a morning I had, and they never will.

[live-laugh-lich]

I shall carve my name in the annals of time.

And by the annals of time I mean the toilet bowl with my pee.