confused collection

American/Aussie, who still calls Australia home, back in the USA Multi-fandom blog with assortment of other stuff

[happiest]

can I stay in bed until 2025

[dankmemeuniversity]

[caralarm-bicycles]

You can really sense the tumblr userbase aging

[fursonas]

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

[amporeon-deactivated20140524]

I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN

[fallcaesar]

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

[tolkientrash]

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

[iguanamouth]

shes almost here

[miscriont]

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

[craptaztic]

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

[mace-from-outerspace]

Y’all better behave, you have two months

[aseriouscomedian]

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

[cinema-phantom]

no way home spoilers without context

[thatoneweirdjoejonasfanfic]

The Recounting

It’s been seven years since…Seven long years.  It’s funny how time passes isn’t it?  I can still remember it perfectly.  The day that I lost my virginity.  With Joe Jonas.  In the room.

I was seventeen years old.  Seventeen felt pretty old at the time, but I would soon learn just how young I really was.  I didn’t know who I was until I saw the Jonas Brothers.  Now those boys had their lives together.  They had family, religion, even their sexuality was outlined.  Just one look at their left hands and everyone could tell just what they were.  Pure and uncomplicated.  Waiting for marriage and all that jazz.

It was exactly what a lost girl like myself needed.  A lighthouse in a storm.  A guiding light to show me the way into adulthood.  Untouched and pure as the driven snow.  Or at least that’s what I thought I needed.

That was until I met him.  Joe Jonas.

Keep reading

[thatoneweirdjoejonasfanfic]

When I wrote this two years ago I had no idea that Joe Jonas would reform into DNCE and while I would initially be laughing at Cake by the Ocean…eventually I would be singing along. What a strange world we live in.

[thatoneweirdjoejonasfanfic]

The Jonas Brothers are…back??? 2019 has graced us with such odd blessings.

[emeraldcas]

things continue to be funny

[meta-xylene]

This mad men screenshot looks like GTA V graphics

[classichorrorblog]

Scream (1996)

[clementine-kesh]

[sleepy-skittles]

you know that a new friend is a good friend when it takes all of three conversations to get down to the important issues like exactly how good at sex dylan o’brien should be

[alexenglish]

the answer: very fucking good

I MEAN COME ON

DO YOU HAVE ANY DOUBTS?

[alexenglish]

ALSO SEE DAT HIP STROKE TECHNIQUE

AND DAT UNF UNF BODY ROLL

[clarz]

SEE ALSO THIS MOTHERFUCKING NUZZLE???? LIKE THE SEXIEST NUZZLE TO EVER NUZZLE???

[bitchitsune]

#I AM TRASH AND ALSO ALEX IS SO RIGHT  #PLUS  #dylan is ALWAYS TOUCHING EVERYONE  #like he is so handsy even with people he’s not sleeping with  #unless he’s sleeping with EVERYONE  #which like  #maybe  #BUT THAT’S BESIDE THE POINT  #which is  #i’m pretty sure he just like rubs all of his body all over all of his sex partners  #because he’s always rubbing his body all over people in REGULAR NON-SEX LIFE  #you just know he would be all about the multiple erogenous zones  #plus he kisses like NOTHING ELSE EXISTS???  #dylan o'brien  #just take me out with the rest of the garbage  #queerlyalex  #favorite  (via shiftsideways)

[youngbadmanbrown-deactivated201]

pretty much every vegetable you hated as a little kid would taste better if you roasted it with salt and olive oil instead of boiling it

[generalbriefing-blog]

The truth shall set you free

[leggyboyjohnson]

also sometimes if you just try it again with an adult palate because this is also a developmental issue little children are far more sensitive to bitter and metallic flavors it’s an evolutionary defense against poison

reblogging for science and culinary advice.

[sourpunchfuck]

shit who the fuck was trying to poison their kids so much that we evolved into a species that kids need a mechanism against poison?????

[quoth-the-ravenclaw-deactivated]

Richard III

[dilfweed]

too soon

[weedpoop]

i created a conservative argument generator

[katinat0r]

[live-long-and-boldly-prosper]

Chopped: A Summary

Contestant 1: my style is rustic with a twist

Contestant 2: I'm so committed to food that i have 97 tattoos and all of them are food

Contestant 3: tragic backstory involving at least one family member who is here in spirit

Contestant 4: I'm just really Italian and I WILL bring that up after seeing each ingredient

[tvshows-gifs]

[snorlaxatives]

my aesthetic is that one scene in holes where sigourney weaver paints her nails with rattlesnake venom infused nail polish and claws jon voight in the face

[trans-yllz]

had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like "I can't believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it's pretty messed up that you're taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/"

[toxicyuricaramel]

This was genuine discourse in 2012 you guys need to remember your history