It’s Called Karma, And It’s Pronounced HA!

Potterhead to the core. Liker of complete and utter randomness. Part of the MarvelStarTrekStarWarsTeenWolf fandoms. That is what you are likely going to find if you follow me. Also, ragdoll cats. Just... UGH. SO CUTE.

[dizzyghoast]

brain, heart: idiot bitches who never know what they want

stomach, genitals: idiot bitches who know exactly what they want and never shut up about it

lungs, kidneys, liver: pretty chill organs, all told. if these ones are complaining then i'm usually the one who fucked up

[chimaerakitten]

Look if a garment is like. Wool or silk. And it’s like, don’t put me in the fucking wash. I’m like yeah of course ma’am I shall lightly dab you with a damp cloth and air you out so you don’t get stinky. But when a polyester garment is like “hand wash only” I’m like who the FUCK do you think you are. You’re plastic. Get in the drum.

[charlesoberonn]

*chuckles randomly because I remembered "Man stop wasting them peoples time"*

[maxattax]

[charlesoberonn]

The one case where he's not wasting them people's time.

[charlesoberonn]

Okay I don't know where you got that idea from but I found the original episode on YouTube and he has no twin brother nor claimed the kids were his brother's.

He really was wasting them people's time.

(and he's also an asshat who verbally abused the kids and their mom)

[the-trash-eating-llama]

[narwhalsarefalling]

my brother is supposed to be packing for a trip tomorrow. i went into his room and he has the wikipedia page for suitcase open

[butterfly-sapphic]

Do they have a wikipedia page for suitcase closed?

[shadowblade8192]

[mariacallous]

[entirelytookeen]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

reading a romance novel where the protagonist feels the need to stop and inform that audience that it's okay for her, a 27 year old, to hook up with a 31 year old because despite the age difference both of their brains are fully developed. the Discourse really has done incalculable damage.

[ascholarlyengineer]

that's...they're adults 4 years apart, who on Earth would think there's any sort of meaningful age gap

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

[justgazing]

This is breathtaking

[amgeforns]

#you know those posts that are like. pulling up a small weed and discovering it's attached to a root system that wraps around the sewer line.#this is one of those.

[taldigi]

Hello???? Suggestions????

[biglawbear]

Reblog if you're overworked and underfucked

[live-long-and-potter]

Looking for a fic!

Sterek fic, AU, Stiles is Scott’s 2nd and emissary and Derek is part of the Hale pack with his alive family members, and the Hale pack is quite powerful. Derek and Stiles meet bc Stiles is on a date (not in a relationship I think? Just a first or second date? Not 100% about this) and they see Derek on the street and the girl starts hitting on him right in front of Stiles but instead, Derek asks Stiles out and they hit it off right away and sleep together. Then after they discover they both are in the know about werewolves and Derek and his mom over the phone help Stiles discover Deaton’s dark plot. I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more that happens after but I can’t remember any of it.

Pls help!

[rockergiirl]

*getting a tarot reading* the tower, a-another tower, and... a plane

[waitingforthesunrise]

Just realized that the reason I love making friends on tumblr is because it’s exactly how you make friends on the playground as a six year old. No, I don’t know their name but they love mermaids too and built this awesome sand castle. No, I don’t know their age but their imaginary cheetah is friends with mine. You like this show? You like this character?? You can sing the theme song really loud??? Here is a flower crown. Here is a juice box. You can share my time and I might never see you again but part of you stays in my soul forever. In my mind we’re still on the swing set and the sky is blue and nothing will ever be wrong again.

[depsidase]

[anexperimentallife]

[insomniac-arrest]

a graph based on my observations

[samayla]

I would like to apply a Dolly Parton quote to this most excellent graph.

[teratomarty]

YES.

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

[technofeudalism]

if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.

[great-and-small]

Free bumper sticker design for any Floridians who want it

[great-and-small]

This was intended to be a 30 note shitpost for my Florida mutuals but I forgot that actually everyone loathes Ron DeSantis. Genuinely heartwarming 🥹

[jayalaw]

They’d get indigestion.

Nah, sic the exotic pythons on him. They can swallow crocodiles

[mihai-florescu]

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

[mihai-florescu]

The lion will never financially recover from this