Living Dead Fish.

Acht Mizuta. You might know me as Dedf1sh. They. || IC roleplay blog for Acht "Dedf1sh" Mizuta from Splatoon || Mun and muse 25+ || In the same universe and follows back from @djsangos

[livef1sh]

Acht "Dedf1sh" Mizuta RP blog

heeeeeeeeyyyy it's kris againnnnnn back with yet another rp blog because this sad wet cat has been on my mind a lot lately

blog is IC meaning it's like acht themself is the one running the blog

same rules as all my other blogs apply- no minors, no non-rp blogs* please, mun and muse are both over 25, in the same universe and follows from @djsangos

*i guess i'm fine with y'all following my rp blogs, i'm totally fine with out of character interaction. please do not reblog my in-character or rp posts. it makes me feel weird and i might block you.

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[crabanarchy]

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[ohlivish]

hey did ya'll know that ed sheeran is working on a series of 6 albums named after media player buttons and the first one released last year and the last one is to be released posthumously on the day that he dies

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about Ed Sheeran to prove otherwise

[knifefarty]

…huh

[twirlingfreckles]

sex isn't real it's something they made up as a hypothetical so we could do kink discourse. it's kind of like the trolley from the trolley problem. it's just a thought experiment

[livef1sh]

I shouldn't exactly be throwing stones here, but rest in pieces, Elliot.

[akashicrecord]

Affirmations:

- I do not feel well and I am probably going to die

- I am sick and dying

- Girl it is Thursday

[girlikeahole]

morning/night person is a false dichotomy because its impossible to have any energy at any point of the day

[papayajuan2019]

do you ever want to say some bullshit

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[8nin]

I'm like if a missing person was literally right there

[demonwoman-deactivated20250322]

being the flop mutual is hard work but someone's gotta do it

[roaldamundsen]

beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach I'm going to live forever

[milksockets]

'thorn necklace' by ted muehling, 1987 in one of a kind: american art jewelry today - susan grant lewin (1994)

[emperorfan2006]

Where's the strength I once possessed

[angelic-ivy]

me: [writing something] shoot... what's this woman's pronouns?

stenographer: well her bio says she/her...

me: better play it safe anyway [writes "it"]

the ghost of marie curie: [appears out of thin air] ivy... you're the first person to ever correctly gender me in a hundred and eighty-two years. from the bottom of my cold dead heart, thank you.

me: [dies of radiation poisoning]

stenographer: [dies of radiation poisoning]

[angelic-ivy]

favorite tags. bulliness you get it. also someone tagged this post #rpf which i think is so fuckin funny. like yeah. i guess. i guess it is.

[livef1sh]

//really funny tomodachi life development though: i put acht on my island and they almost immediately developed a crush on neru lmao. let the crackships commence

[lindleland]

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back