let's write a pop song...

"Our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever." ~BDA

[livefearlesslyandforever]

Made this for dinner last night.... Even the hubby liked it 😜 #pinterestwin

[livefearlesslyandforever]

One of those poofy hair days. But I guess some people would kill for this. #grassisalwaysgreener

[livefearlesslyandforever]

Fall decorations: ✅ #givethanks #fall

[nevermindtheb0ll0cks]

[chachibetch-deactivated20141214]

Heavy…. heavy,

[phoenixresurrected]

Woah

[kaiserneko]

… There’s a very important conversation to be had there.

[catgotyoururl-deactivated201411]

If this is being brought up shouldn’t we also addressing the age of the politicians in places of power tho?

[redpepprflakes]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[crimeshetyped]

NEVER LET THIS POST DIE

[masterfulsarcasm]

[duragdaddy]

“when you take your bra off and are home for the evening you be like”

PLEASE GET THIS OUT OF MY FACE!

[aicira]

This is the realest one

[antiandrogen]

OMG??

[holyromanhomo]

BOOBS ARE MAGIC

[siderealscion426]

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

[glimmeringpersonality]

This is literally everyday people at the theatre

[peridotcom]

One time my mum and I went to watch “How to train your dragon” and we walked up and my mum goes, with a straight face, “Can I get two tickets to watch How I MET YOUR DRAGON?”

[llbragorl-deactivated20180202]

and that movie as above so below i called it so above almost below or something

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

The biggest dad joke my dad ever said

We were watching an army show, and on it, the captain says “FIRE AT WILL” dad goes “I’d hate to be Will.” And I have never forgotten it.

[tastefullyoffensive]

There are three types of people at the bar…

[mouseremote147863456]

[hungryjokerr]

[tr0picalst0rm-deactivated201605]

What it’s like dealing with customers in retail

[sheoing]

[bubbles]

hahahhaha LMAO

[livefearlesslyandforever]

the signs typing tumblr tags

types perfectly, if there is a typo they have to fix it: taurus, gemini, virgo, sagittarius

makes typos on purpose to capture the struggle: aries, libra, capricorn, scorpio

just can't fucking type: cancer, leo, aquarius, pisces

[leorizanzel]

Why just kill the bugs on your porch when you can send them straight to Insect Hell?

[catsnuggler]

February shouldn’t be 28 days, 29 on a leap year. 

Instead, we should take the 31st days off two months and give them to February, making it have 30 days for all years.

But wait, when’s the leap day, you ask? 

October 32nd, Halloween: Part II.

[skykull-deactivated20250930]

you’re the genius this generation needs tbh

[weirdnessisgood]

[tyleroakley]

help him

[rubbertit-deactivated20171226]

2k14 is gon be my year

[rubbertit-deactivated20171226]

2k16* fo real this time