Hakuna Matata

23. JD. I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

[madmonsterpartier-deactivated20]

[i-phones-deactivated20230702]

turn on the sound

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[thatsmoderatelyraven]

[death-by-lulz]

THOSE WERE THE DAYS

[guy]

Grandma’s Ghost

[babyanimalgifs]

Animal snaps

[okay]

“Damaged people fuck, laugh and drink harder.”

— (via bliztedminds)

[babyanimalgifs]

Remember to take me everywhere you go. (@kopernikk)

[babyanimalgifs]

Animal snaps

[chewbacca]

Matilda (1996), dir. Danny DeVito

[ginger-vevo]

hold up Danny DeVito directed the most influential film of my childhood?

[revenant666]

Not only directed it but starred in it, took care of Mara Wilson (Matilda) while her mother was in hospital with cancer and even managed to get an advanced copy of the movie for her to watch before she succumbed to her illness. The man is a treasure.

[babyanimalgifs]

Dog snaps

[hancarolyn]

goin home to be ugly in peace is one of my fav things to do

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

[reverseracism]

Click here to support #FlintKids Christmas with Little Miss Flint organized by Pack Your Back

Hi. My name is Mari Copeny. Im 11 years old and a kid from Flint, Michigan. You may know me as Little Miss Flint. Im an activist, an advocat

[reverseracism]

Click here to support #FlintKids Christmas with Little Miss Flint organized by Pack Your Back

Hi. My name is Mari Copeny. Im 11 years old and a kid from Flint, Michigan. You may know me as Little Miss Flint. Im an activist, an advocat

[dragontatoes]

A literal 11 year old: the government poisoned my city

right wingers: who cares, it’s just Michigan! America comes first!

11 year old: Michigan is in America

right wingers:

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

This just in: Michigan isn’t part of America … ???

[neonmanatee]

this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time

a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said

“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”

i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Imagine if Obama served Wendy’s lmao

[maybeantonioj]

😂😂😂

[inferior]

Rainy days make me want to stay in bed all day but then again I want to stay in bed everyday

[machetelanding]

[thinkfarris]

Brilliant!

[wolverinedoc68w-deactivated2020]

Simple.

[oscarorozcoorejel]

This is how you parent. By trusting your kids and being there for them and not turning thier home into a prison

[heartmindalignedspirit]

Omg what is this?! HEALTHY parenting?!

Concept!

[theselfcarelifestyle]

You can always start again. Clean out your social media. Create a new account for your new taste in music. Study or work in a new city. Start socialising with new people. Choose a new signature scent and style and purge the outdated parts of yourself. If you don’t like where you’re at, but you don’t know what to do about it - try starting again.