[cerastes]

[i-am-a-fish]

comfy

[tonakings]

FISH NO

[i-am-a-fish]

..but comfy

[tonakings]

FISH PLEASE YOU COULD GET HURT

[i-am-a-fish]

s

sleeby….

[the-top-hat-anon-deactivated201]

[succubus-saliva]

Put those fucking sticks down

[podencos]

[protect-and-love-animals]

The adventure fox

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[tainbocuailnge]

bazett is canonically one of the strongest human characters in nasuverse with a magic bloodline that goes back to the age of gods and therefore doesn’t rely on magic circuits and she can go toe-to-toe with the motherest of fuckers and hold her own in hand to hand with servants before even mastering her own noble phantasm (which she just HAS) and she knows all of this, consciously, and she’s proud of it even

but because she’s so hypercompetent in combat nobody ever bothered to explain to her how to like, function. as a person in a society. because they only ever saw her fight and she’s good at fighting so it looked like she’s good at everything she does. 

you think bazett knows how to do taxes? you think she knows how to manage her finances? to separate her colours from her whites? you think this girl ever cooked a healthy nutritious meal in her life? absolutely not but she knows how to most efficiently separate your spine from your body and that’s all people ever asked her to do anyway so

[gudaho]

Cu just joins in on her garbage man life style because although he knows better, he just wants to drink beer and watch her cook rice with a panini press

[tainbocuailnge]

actually cu in canon does groceries for her cause he wants to help her get her shit together

[ryo-maybe]

Cu Chulainn, freshly summoned: “Dàmn bìtch hYòù lìvé lìké thìs?”

[earthstory]

Lava bursts forth at the tip of a pahoehoe lobe

[web-wrecker]

this is what a hot pocket looks like when you add 30 more sec.

[theyellowbrickroad]

[durbikins]

Revolutionary Girl Utena (1997)

[haleyincarnate]

Quote from the video game Harvest Moon: Back to Nature

[12cd12c-deactivated20220922]

[lastreality352]

Yuzu’s love confession | Manga vs Anime |「citrus」 ◦ Episode 12 🌸🌸

[lastreality352]

Manga vs Anime | 🌸  Citrus ▫ Episode 8

[tomatoes-and-idolus]

[weaponized-weaboo-deactivated20]

Kirby end-bosses are just Neon Genesis Evangelion angels

I mean, you’ve got giants with pointy skulls for heads:

Shape-shifting geodesics:

Swirling spheres:

Halos, eyes, and wings:

And I could go on. They have distressingly similar aesthetics.

[pickle-kun]

So what you’re saying is that Kirby could singlehandedly end Third Impact.

[neopets-hentai]

Me being escorted out of my Chuck E. Cheese job interview where I pitched my new character Fuck E. Cheese

[miyayuki5]

[maximumthrill]

<3