Peroxide Princess

I'm not waving, I'm drowning

[sinnamonscouture]

Megan Rapinoe Stuns as the first openly gay woman to pose for Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue

[writeradamanteve]

Holy mother of

[lurker-no-more]

... fuuuuuuuuuck

[emmablowguns]

Mall goth energy

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

I want an actual sitcom with these exact goths

[rhetoricallesbian]

“yeehaw” is actually code for “gay rights”

[onlycouples]

[bob-belcher]

a detailed list of things I hate:

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

[meezumaki]

[ink-pedia]

[sandandglass]

[the-anime-void]

The person who writes news tickers in Sun City, AZ when llamas are let loose one day: I’ve been waiting my whole life for this…

[lmbibitor]

we as a society should go back to playing neko atsume

[wolftrizzy]

[mjalti]

me, as a therapist: did someone forget to turn on their Himalayan pink salt lamp that destroys negative energy today?

[brooklynkatchadorian-deactivate]

how did suzanne collins go from writing for this

to writing this

[martinscorsegay-deactivated2015]

WAIT, HOLD THE FUCK UP

[ring-ofkeys]

[itsybitsyb0nes]

HOLY FUCK WOW

[fluffychesnut-blog]

She got tired of writing for kids so wrote a story where they kill each other damn

[birlinterrupted]

I am abt to lose my fuckin mind because I happened upon this gender reveal party. and like it’s soo over the top expensive

And like I’m like. Oh great, a horse themed gender reveal party.

complete with like … just truly excessive foods and of course, themed cocktails

and this sign which like… the fragility of like *not* italicizing the word ‘colt’. Like imagine being this weird abt gender

with like, a bucket that eventually ‘revealed’ the gender

But like… the picture that really just completely undid me, for this party which surely was more money than many weddings -

it’s not a horse themed gender reveal party. It’s a gender reveal party FOR A HORSE. I can’t even like imagine the life that would lead to hosting a gender reveal party for a not-yet-born horse. Think abt getting an invitation to this. the cis are at it again.

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

i want to go to the baby horse party

[bogleech]

Maybe this was common knowledge to some folks but I only learned today that koalas have so little cognitive power, they won’t recognize leaves as food if they’re not on a tree branch. They have almost 0 learning capability or problem solving ability.

[fourteengpc]

For years people thought that you couldn’t keep koalas in captivity because they were just ‘too sensitive’ and ‘meant to be wild’ 

Then they realized that the koalas literally just couldn’t figure out that leaves in a bowl were food

[bogleech]

Apparently the koala’s brain represents only 0.2% of its body weight, the lowest of any mammal. In addition, it occupies only 61% of its already unusually small skull cavity, it’s completely smooth all over and there’s a big hole through the middle where the lobes never connect.

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

ME

[victoriangold]

You ever see a pretty dress, a well-organised notebook, a peculiar balcony or read one line of poetry and get the overwhelming urge to reinvent yourself

[8bitstickmod]

Student: How do I get the sum of two numbers?

Teacher:

[rickolette-deactivated20190517]

Someone in ten years won’t be able to explain this post to fucking anyone

[starvingsaints]

[dykesphoria]

my therapist????

[lonesomelovingfeeling]

Explains why I look like a 12 year old stoner thanks