Megan Rapinoe Stuns as the first openly gay woman to pose for Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue
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Megan Rapinoe Stuns as the first openly gay woman to pose for Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue
Holy mother of
... fuuuuuuuuuck
Mall goth energy
I want an actual sitcom with these exact goths
“yeehaw” is actually code for “gay rights”
a detailed list of things I hate:
hot weather
high temperatures
heat
warmer than average conditions
The person who writes news tickers in Sun City, AZ when llamas are let loose one day: I’ve been waiting my whole life for this…
we as a society should go back to playing neko atsume
me, as a therapist: did someone forget to turn on their Himalayan pink salt lamp that destroys negative energy today?
how did suzanne collins go from writing for this
to writing this
WAIT, HOLD THE FUCK UP
HOLY FUCK WOW
She got tired of writing for kids so wrote a story where they kill each other damn
I am abt to lose my fuckin mind because I happened upon this gender reveal party. and like it’s soo over the top expensive
And like I’m like. Oh great, a horse themed gender reveal party.
complete with like … just truly excessive foods and of course, themed cocktails
and this sign which like… the fragility of like *not* italicizing the word ‘colt’. Like imagine being this weird abt gender
with like, a bucket that eventually ‘revealed’ the gender
But like… the picture that really just completely undid me, for this party which surely was more money than many weddings -
it’s not a horse themed gender reveal party. It’s a gender reveal party FOR A HORSE. I can’t even like imagine the life that would lead to hosting a gender reveal party for a not-yet-born horse. Think abt getting an invitation to this. the cis are at it again.
i want to go to the baby horse party
Maybe this was common knowledge to some folks but I only learned today that koalas have so little cognitive power, they won’t recognize leaves as food if they’re not on a tree branch. They have almost 0 learning capability or problem solving ability.
For years people thought that you couldn’t keep koalas in captivity because they were just ‘too sensitive’ and ‘meant to be wild’
Then they realized that the koalas literally just couldn’t figure out that leaves in a bowl were food
Apparently the koala’s brain represents only 0.2% of its body weight, the lowest of any mammal. In addition, it occupies only 61% of its already unusually small skull cavity, it’s completely smooth all over and there’s a big hole through the middle where the lobes never connect.
You ever see a pretty dress, a well-organised notebook, a peculiar balcony or read one line of poetry and get the overwhelming urge to reinvent yourself
Student: How do I get the sum of two numbers?
Teacher:
Someone in ten years won’t be able to explain this post to fucking anyone
my therapist????
Explains why I look like a 12 year old stoner thanks