shane hollander has a pussy fic recs
note: ilyas version is posted!
Never Settle For 'Fine', Hollander by CarnivalMirai || E, 43k, 3/3
Ilya Rozanov has a thing for his son's boyfriend, Shane Hollander.
lovers in the bathroom (and a line outside the door) by rebelskyguy || E, 3k, 1/1
Shane meets a handsome bartender after being stood up on a date. Bathroom shenanigans ensue.
Mine to devour by vvindyvvillovv || E, 5k, 1/1
It had been uncovered in 2007 that players were getting cursed with pussies by fans of opposing teams. It was an issue. Shane knows that it’s a thing that happens sometimes.
He just never thought it would happen to him.
Media Clearance by ThePromptWasntThisLong (shredded_potato) || E, 11k, 1/1
The NHL partners with an omega health organization for a safe-sex awareness campaign.
Shane Hollander—the league's most prominent omega player—is asked to participate in a filmed segment where a certified alpha health educator demonstrates on an anatomical dummy how to properly prepare an omega outside of heat. Professional. Clinical. Except the educator cancels last minute, and the only alpha already on set who has media clearance is Ilya Rozanov.
shanepussy & friends by teeveeactress || E, 36k, 7 works
Trans Shane Oneshot Fics by renchers || E, 15k, 8 works
Trans Shane AU by paytonrambles || E, 15k, 2 works
Bonus round: the concept of #shanepussy
baby, heaven's in your eyes by Anonymous || E, 6k, 1/1
“Touch me,” he pants, “please, Ilya. Touch me.”
“Where?” He broods, resting his chin on Shane’s knee, waiting. The view is magnificent. There’s no other way he’d want to start the new year.
“My pussy,” he gasps, flushed pink.
you want it (you got it) by neowrote || E, 4k, 1/1
Suddenly, Ilya knew exactly what he wanted.
“Look at this,” he cooed, thumb skating over the puckered muscle. “Such a pretty pussy.”
nothing on the radio by samalander || E, 5k, 1/1
Shane doesn't mean to say it, the first time. It's just that he's only been with women, he tells himself. It's just the way he hears the guys talk in the locker room. It's just the words he knows, the ones he defaults to in the moment of passion.
this post was my inspo. lmk if you want to see more like this!!