Shrek Hollander

I love Shane Hollander and Shrek :) 27

[penandinkprincess]

"yuna waking up david at 2 am with elaborate theories" i love that this just. runs in the family

wow. genetic.

[hearteyesilya]

like a mother kangaroo and her joey

[butimaficwriter]

before dick and kisses

after dick and kisses

from 😾 to 🙂: an ilya rozanov guide to keeping your shane happy

[biterminator]

Hudson Williams always having to deal with a slavic demon on canadian television

[shrekhollander]

#myshaddington

[shrekhollander]

The backpack the Hollanovling wears to preschool. It reminds her of the healthy dino nuggets her dads make for her, her fav dinos, and Arthur Pike (her best friend).

Ilya: Do you have everything ready bug?

The Hollanovling: Yes papa, daddy packed me lunch and I have my books on my Scotty backpack :)

*Ilya grins because she came up with that term herself, she is learning*

[shrekhollander]

Headcanon for me that Cliff Marleu has Ilya saved as IlyASS🍑 on his phone

[shrekhollander]

Some random older kid makes a "your mom is hot" joke at chubby 6 year old Shane.

6 year old Shane: *with his super angry kitten face* Do you know who my dad is? He played for McGil! 😾

[shrekhollander]

Spot the difference

(BIG ASS FANS BC ILYA'S ASS IS BIG AF AND ALSO HE IS SHANE HOLLANDER'S BIGGEST FAN) (even the same colors) (I love Ilya so much)

[shrekhollander]

People you’d like to get to know :tagged by @burymecherry (thknkss for tagging me. It took a lot of time for me to do this but it makes me excited to do somethinng like this )

Last song: Look at my life by Gracie Abrams

Currently watching: Girls, Club de Cuervos

Current obsession: An artist called Xkylar (I love her) Parent hollanov

Currently reading: The Long Game

Currently working on: Unemployed for now.

Currently wearing: Grey shirt, black shorts and blue crocs

Favorite flower: Sun flower

English is not my languague <3 I still don't understand tumblr at all but i love it here.

tagging: @gimmiekiss1221 @angusbeefiestickhhh @beeeeeboooooopokay @shaneybby please please ignore my tag if you don't wanna do it

[shrekhollander]

(Sad)

Ilya being a little shit and chirping with someone (even better if it is Hayden Pike) and they reply to Ilya "Make sure you wash your mouth before kissing your mother tonight" (They obviously have no idea she's dead because Ilya is very private about it) and it casually happens to be Irina's birthday day and Ilya's expression changes completely and Shane notices and it's sad because Shane can't do anything about it because they are in public

[shrekhollander]

The Hollanov baby is so loved and such a happy chubby baby like Shane was. When they want a kiss they do this:

*To Ilya*: Papa gimmie kiss 🥰

*To Shane*: Daddy mwuah mwuah 😽😾

[shrekhollander]

*To Yuna*: *angry kitten face on her dad's phone because they are facetiming* gwanma send me a goodnight kissy 😽

*To David*: *she just points at her cheek adorably, David gives her not one but a lot of kisses and he pretends she is a cookie and this always makes her laugh so loud*

[flyora]

Harris do his best as always

[hudsonswilliams]

hudson williams + glasses (2/2)

[shrekhollander]

Rookie Ilya: *super confident walks over to flirt with his rival, he wants to tell him how beautiful his eyes are but he freezes the second he is in front of gorgeous Shane Hollander* You uh have eyes *he forgot to say beautiful*

Rookie Shane: *autistic, innocent and taking everything literal* Yes you asshole, I have two. 😾

[shrekhollander]

The Hollanov baby is so loved and such a happy chubby baby like Shane was. When they want a kiss they do this:

*To Ilya*: Papa gimmie kiss 🥰

*To Shane*: Daddy mwuah mwuah 😽😾

[shrekhollander]

Highschool AU where Jock Hayden Pike convinces Jock (closeted) Shane Hollander they should go to cheerleaders camp to see girls and they go and Shane gets stunned by this big ass Russian gymnastic athlete male cheerleader Ilya Rozanov who happens to be captain