[cexting]

[rebekahspublicdiary-deactivated]

[marinolta]

[girlwhodoeskratom]

[livelurk]

i typed in "mutual masturbation" and was so shocked to see straight porn i realized i forgot women masturbate. so i changed my search to "mutual masturbation gay" but i was so thrown off by my oversight i started pondering other ways in which women are forgotten in society and i didnt even want to jerk off anymore. i enrolled in a women of history course for my penance and always make sure to tell women i encounter "i see you" so they can feel recognized by the patriarchy ive unknowingly helped establish.

[thegangsterwayoflife]

[livelurk]

so true worstie <3

[dogpuppy]

[livelurk]

discovered on british wife swap that "tea" is not just for drinking but also for cooking. and sometimes "havong tea" is eating dinner. and its not tea at all is beans and sausage. (frantically writing notes)

[livelurk]

sometimes i go through the tags on a post with 20k reblogs and wonder why people are so fucking annoying

[bruzum]

[livelurk]

i am gonna start telling middle aged women they r gorgeous for a dopamine rush when they think abt how good young man coded i am

[livelurk]

giant bruise on my arm from the burden of existence #winning

[livelurk]

i cleaned my house n went to tje lake ^w^

[livelurk]

i hope today is a nice day v_v

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