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yorgen-sh

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

scarlettohairdye

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

ionjuno

old sketches

daftpatience

murderbot i love you

storm-of-feathers

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

pangur-and-grim

I’ve tried a few porn games, but all they have such bad user design. so like one of the games was a platformer, I thought okay, I used to play mario, this’ll be no problem. WRONG. I couldn’t even get through the first level. two straight hours of missing the same jumps and near sobbing about it. at what point am I supposed to get horny? I can’t even reach the naked demon lady because I CANNOT! MAKE! THE JUMPS! so I try another game about seducing milfs. you need to clean the milf’s house to make her like you. okay, I have limited energy per in-game day, so I vacuum her house, I tidy her magazines, I clean her dishes, I go to sleep. this repeats for days. the milf still doesn’t like me. why?? I’ve spent real hours of my life vacuuming her digital floor. why won’t the milf fall in love with me? what am I doing? what am I doing?

blinxaphex

bogleech

I said a bit ago that "I Am Frankelda" (Mexico's first feature length stop motion film) is better than all the laika and tim burton movies it gets compared to and I mean it, have a clip and screenshots

These two characters are good guys (not a spoiler) and you will love them:

totally-kasane-teto

가온누리

commiegoth

chriskotiesen

CONTROL fan art

literallysame

oh my god

tierrlist

xx testament

foulserpent

Bat Pussy has one of my favorite origins of any film of all time bc no one knows who made it, no one has ever come forward and verified having worked on it, and it seemingly just appeared out of the blue in the store room of a p*rno theater in tennessee

foulserpent

cheaphalloweencostume

the idea that a sex scene in fiction is fundamentally useless/simply for audience titillation UNLESS they’re fucking infodumping exposition while they bone or something is so funny and myopic to me. like, you really genuinely believe for real that there is NOTHING to be gained about your understanding of a story or characters simply from how they approach and engage in sex? really for real?

cheaphalloweencostume