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spencerthespacer-deactivated202

liberal-memes

wayneradiotv

guillermo del toro’s little brother

newtgeiszler

every time i see this post i forget the punchline. and it’s always so fucking good

everythingfox

So this is how you catch a cat..

Bonnie and Clyde

naamahdarling

Oh, wow! Watch cat #2 as she looks repeatedly at cat #1 to see what she is doing, so that she can do the same! Absolutely beautiful example of mirroring.

best-of-memes

Rich people showers

officialkeikoandgilly

labyrinth-runner

reblogging for that gif

immenseheadaches

i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself

laterovaries-deactivated2017022

Not gonna not reblog this….

atomskdluffy

The drawings are a necessary addition. (Gargle shower and fireplace showers still best)

*muffled screams*

I had to

BBC Planet Earth II

capacity

She tried it

d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014

catchymemes

nerdgul

The fucking mobile game ad. the burn. im crying

livinggeist

OOF

kyleehenke

hey do you have a tumblr

no sorry

sensiblereblogifposts

Reblog if you don’t have a tumblr

theconcealedweapon

Think about why it’s illegal to hire a hit man.

All you’re really doing is speaking and giving someone money.

It’s legal to speak.

It’s legal to give someone money.

Even if they actually complete the job, you’re not the one who committed the murder.

So why is it illegal to hire a hit man?

Could it be because inciting violence is not protected under free speech?

And if that’s the case, why should free speech protect Nazis advocating genocide?

suicunesrider

Never reblogged something harder in my life

gahdamnpunk

Some places don’t even name the charity like you’re just donating to the corporation’s tax writeoff. You’re better off giving that money to a homeless person on the street who needs it more..

transpondster

polyamorousmisanthrope

Disney songs.

Ain’t nobody like The Mouse for that sort of thing.

labelleizzy

oOoOO good one!

thehighwayphantom-deactivated20

I just imagined a whole bunch of neo-Nazis doing a rally and someone cranking “Its a small world” on repeat in the background.

Beautiful.

thebiscuiteternal

A selection of delightfully annoying and copyrighted music:

It's A Small World

I've Got A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts

Yellow Submarine

Henry the Eighth

Cotton Eye Joe

The Final Countdown

The Chicken Dance

The Thong Song

Disco Duck

Ice Ice Baby

Hanky Panky

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

I'm a Gummy Bear

cursedcatimages

livinggeist

NYOOM

niknak79

typicaltaurus-deactivated201609

What level did ur dog learn flamethrower

anarchyandacupofcoffee

OK Highway Patrol Captain George Brown says the best “tip” for women to not get raped by a cop is to “follow the law in the first place so you don’t get pulled over.” http://youtu.be/BO8g8akPWcY (Last third of the video).

Three serial rapists in 3 weeks arrested in Oklahoma, all cops.

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popping-smoke-deactivated201503

Pro tip: if you’re signaled to pull over (whether you’re male or female) and you’re in a place that has no witnesses, turn your hazard lights on to acknowledge the officer’s siren, and drive to the nearest gas station or populated area. This is accepted protocol by every agency. You are not obligated pull over until you can do so safely. This includes personal safety. Understand your rights, brothers and sisters. There are disgusting examples of authority in this world.

datiek

HAZARD LIGHTS ARE NOT AN ACCEPTABLE ACKNOWLEDGEMENT. IT IS NOT ACCEPTED PROTOCOL BY EVERY AGENCY. DO NOT JUST CONTINUE DRIVING WITH YOUR HAZARD LIGHTS IN CASE THE COP MIGHT THINK IT’S A LOW-SPEED CHASE.

I know that sounds dumb, but hear me out. My mother is a dispatcher for the local police station. I asked her about how to pull over for a cop and even brought up the use of hazard lights, and she told me that it is not always accepted. This is what she told me you can do in order to feel safe when pulling over:

Call the police. No, really. Call and tell the dispatcher where you are and that there is a cop behind you demanding you pull over. The dispatcher can and will stay on the line with you while they look up the area you’re in to see if it’s one of their station’s cops. Then, once the cop comes to your window, you can crack it open (it only has to be an inch!) while still on the phone with the dispatcher. This is definitely, 100% accepted protocol.

The dispatcher will verify that it is their own, real cop, and they will gladly stay on the line with you throughout your interaction with the officer. And God forbid this ever happens to any of you, but if something were to happen to you during this time, you’ve already contacted 911 and given your location to the dispatcher.

Please keep this in mind if you are ever requested to pull over and do not feel safe. The dispatcher will understand. Do not, however, continue to drive, because there might be the off-chance an officer will think you’re flat-out refusing to pull over (a well-lit, populated area might be a ways away).

Stay safe.

tallulah99

Signal boost.

Because I personally know some creepy ass mother fuckers who became cops because they’re demented psychopaths and they get off on having control over people.

inksharktrash

In light of current bullshit, this might be a good idea for a LOT of people, not just women. Marginalized minorities of all stripes, take note. I hate taking up an emergency dispatcher’s resources, but i also hate seeing yet another fucked up news story about police harming citizens.