Living with senpai

[livingwithsenpai]

Waiting for senpai to notice me

[meangirlnurse]

i have no self-control

[meangirlnurse]

two people unfollowed me for this and honestly i don’t really blame them

[meangirlnurse]

today someone from the House of Representatives watched this bird dance to Hotline Bling

[vvibr8]

[kizzness]

I did the fing, and now there’s another sketch out of my system :> Remake of:http://kizziesama.deviantart.com/art/Stardust-color-40535805 I’m MUCH happier with this character’s look now. And the creature, a baku, actually looks more like what it is described as in a lot of mythology. The look of the Sandman has changed quite a bit, as I finally put some real thought into the design. I still wanted him to look kinda like the old design with the light robes, but add a little more of an otherworldly look… so, ram horns (because you count sheep to go to sleep). He’s still a sleep deity to me :3 Also sand… LOTS OF SAND! Oh, and he is the alternate The Star card for my major arcana artwork :D

[translucentmind]

Flamingos // Sylvain Sarrailh

[livingwithsenpai]

Flamingos!!! <3 <3

[livingwithsenpai]

Work In Progress - Little Flower Witch

Can you guess who’s color palette am I using? Comment or tag your answers! Will reveal the answer once the work is done!

[livingwithsenpai]

I have so much work to do but all I do is procrastinate

a novel

[livingwithsenpai]

My boyfriend is super clumsy and i'm prone to accidents

I just wonder what people think when they look at our bruises

[livingwithsenpai]

I AM A NICE GUY

And I feel other people are obliged to enter a romantic relation or to have sex with me because I liked their social media photos, complimented them, exchanged a few words and gave them a lollipop

[percyhoneybee]

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD

THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS

YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN

SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.

NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.

NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING

NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE

GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED

[gender-euphowrya]

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGES thanks for the tip karkat

[livingwithsenpai]

PAMPER YO.SELF TODAY

[livingwithsenpai]

In almost every show I’ve seen, whenever two characters that are in a romantic relatioship need to be separated because one of them goes away (work, school etc) it is automatically assumed that the relationship is ober OR somehow later on the show they break up?? Why??

[redesignreport]

[alucardi-b]

This is the kind of content I signed up for 💗

[harpsona]

Happy 20th Anniversary to Pokémon! Here’s a little arrangement on Pallet Town to help celebrate.

[momilommins]

@harpsona This is legitimately the mOST SOOTHING THING!???? This is my childish way of asking if there’s gonna be an mp3 of this because I need.

[livingwithsenpai]

I dont think we realise that one day that blogger we love will stop posting and only after a while we'll realise they died

[livingwithsenpai]

me: are there any spirits listening

ouija: yes are you alone

me: yes

ouija: haha nice whats up :P

me: trying to contact my dead grandmother

ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

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