This post has been in the works for a while, but I think it’s a really fun one. So I’m am thrilled to present to you
An assortment of more or less ridiculous Danish phrases to incorporate into your day-to-day life!
elefantræs (noun, itk.) – elephant race
You’re on the highway, minding your business, going 130 km/h. You look ahead, and lo and behold. A truck is trying to overtake another truck, because how dare that other truck go 2 km/h slower than the first truck.
kiggekø (noun, fk.) – watching queue (or line, if you’re American)
Kø is the word used in Danish for a traffic jam. So you’re on the highway again, and this time there’s a traffic jam. There’s been an accident in the opposite direction and everyone is slowing down to see what happened, rather than minding their business and just going 130 km/h.
tandsmør (noun, itk.) – tooth butter
You love butter so you put enough of it on your bread that your teeth are leaving marks in it.
fisk (exclamation) – fish
Said instead of “Jeg ved det ikke/det ved jeg ikke” (I don’t know).
ka’ vip’ (noun, fk.) / ka’ stå (noun, fk.) – can tilt / can stand
Bread rolls are usually flat on the bottom, so when you cut them in half you get the upper half that can tilt, and the lower half that can stand.
over (noun, fk.) / under (noun, fk.) – upper / downer
Literally the same as above. The top and bottom half of a bread roll, respectively.
morfar (noun, fk.) – grandpa
A nap.
skaffel (noun, fk.) – spork
It’s just spork, but it sounds funny in Danish, and most people I know just use the work “spork”.
burkabil (noun, fk.) – burqa car
A car on which the front window is completely covered in snow or frost, except from a narrow slit, because the owner was too lazy to properly remove it.
at smutte mandler (verb) – to slip almonds
The act of removing the skin from almonds by submerging them in hot water and then gently pressing on both sides with your thumb and index finger in order for the skin to slip off.
nedern (adj.) – downern
When something is a bit of a downer, or when something sucks, it’s nedern.
svenske tilstande (noun, pl.) – Swedish conditions
You think something is overly politically correct, and in Sweden they’re very good at being politically correct. Gay people deserve that many rights, I mean really, we’re nearing Swedish conditions!*
svenskerhår (noun, itk.) – swede hair
A mullet. A variation upon this is “bundesligagarn”, Bundesliga yarn.
pølsetysker (noun, fk.) – sausage german
You meet a German person and they’re like, really German. They’re a sausage German.
Alternatively, you don’t like Germans, so you call all of them pølsetyskere.
gåsevin (noun, fk.) – goose wine
Water. I have absolutely no idea why.
hovskisnovski (adj.) – bigsky nosesky
Arrogant, similar to English “snooty”. It’s ~playfully~ Russian, and originally it took the form of “hovs(en)gesnovsen” from hovsk/høvsk meaning proud or snooty, and from the German word Schnauze, snout. Thus we get proudsky snoutsky, or bigsky nosesky.
italesætte (verb) – in-speech-put
To put something into words. Personally, I hate this word, but it’s gaining popularity. I guess we’ve gotten too good for “sætte ord på”.
flyskam (noun, fk.) – plane shame
The immense shame you feel when you fly somewhere on holidays, due to the negative impact your flying has on the climate.
fandenivoldsk (adj.) – devil-in-power-y
Reckless, diabolical, defiant. Originally form the phrase “I Fandens vold”, in the devil’s power.
vorherre til hest (exclamation) – the Lord on a horse
Lord, have mercy/Good lord, in the sense that “good lord, that is so stupid!”.
en hotter med det hele (saying) – a “hotter” with all of it
A sausage with bread (hotdog=hotter), ketchup, mustard, remoulade, pickles, raw onion and fried onions. I’ll have you know this is a delicacy and you can get it in every pølsevogn in Denmark. In Danish hotdog is exclusive used about sausages in some kind of bread.
røvbanan (noun, fk.) – ass banana
Probably the most juvenile and ridiculous insult you could possible sling at someone. I mean, I think ass banana speaks for itself.
dario (noun, fk.) – dario
A self-assured and vain womanizer, possibly of southern european descent. Named after the well known Danish-Italian singer and actor Dario Campeotto. Basically a wonderfully Danish version of Casanova.
svenskerstiv (adj.) – swede drunk
Extremely drunk. We have very high thoughts about swedes here in Denmark.
svigermekanikken (noun, fk.) – the in-law mechanism
Your parents-in-law, or occasionally just your mother-in-law.
salatfad (noun, itk.) – salad dish
The big type of car that the police uses to transport prisoners.
knag (noun, fk.) – peg
A person who’s done something good. Your friend has promised to help you move, so you tell them “You’re a peg!”. Knag comes from the word knage, the individual pegs on a coat rack.
*just in case you didn’t catch the sarcasm here, that was indeed very sarcastic. I myself am one of The Gays™