cardiac arrest

can't we just pretend?

[jcvial]

So when is Netflix going to add the third season of American Horror Story? It’s really annoying, like, I’ve been waiting forever for it to come.

[livvgtfo]

Yes, me too! I love that show. 

[sebtru-blog]

Please, Woman. We know that’s the only reason you go club hopping.

[livvgtfo]

Eww, oh god. I can't even look at you without wanting to throw up. 

[httpeleanor-blog]

You’re mistaken, sweetheart, I don’t have a ‘greasy ass crotch’ to rub against you — but if this is your twisted way of inviting me out next time you hit the strip, I’ll say yes.

[livvgtfo]

No greasy ass crotch? Then you are definitely invited out with me next time, sweetheart.

[fckchina-blog]

You people are so fucking loud. Here I am, paying good money to sleep in this amazing bed, but I don’t actually get to sleep. All I hear every night is a bed head banging against a wall and forced screams. I know for a fact that your pin dick boyfriend is not fucking you that good. Please stop.

[fckchina-blog]

[livvgtfo]

That definitely wasn't me... Maybe it was you and you're just trying to play the blame game.

[livvgtfo]

You know, when I go to the club I go to dance with my friends. I don't need your greasy ass crotch rubbing up against me while I'm trying to have a good time.