#brugesstarter

[alec-fck]

I never thought I'd say this but i think i've had too much pizza over the week

[livvgtfo]

You know, when I go to the club I go to dance with my friends. I don't need your greasy ass crotch rubbing up against me while I'm trying to have a good time.

[maiakeats]

I can't believe it's almost Christmas. 

[httpjaidon]

Don't you just love it when you're on your phone not doing something important, and a nosey bastard decides that it's their business also? Love it!

[maiakeats]

off-track // open

Maia turned a corner and arrived back in the hallway she'd found herself in five times in the last ten minutes. "Shit," she muttered under her breath, finally admitting to herself that she was lost. "Why is this place so big I don't understand," she muttered as she reached into her pocket to pull out her phone. "And it's flat... of course," she moaned, staring at the black screen, contemplating whether or not to throw it at the wall. Rapidly pressing the home button on her phone with the hope it would turn back on, she rounded the corner and collided with a hard body. She looked up from her phone and smiled a delighted smile. "Thank goodness! I'm hopelessly lost, please lead me outside," she begged, grasping their arm. 

[aywes]

So after I’ve dragged myself out of bed with a killer headache, I decided to head back to my flat and pack some more clothes and sort through my closet because I was bored as fuck and because half of the clothes I brought along are missing.Turns out that I’m missing lots of random shoes and I’ve got some lingerie pieces in there. I don’t know where the fuck the matching pairs are, but if we’ve slept together at one point or another and you’ve found a random shoe in your closet or you’re missing some very, very nice underpants I seem to remember very well, you know who to come to. 

[nixonwtvr]

It makes me so upset seeing children that don't even know how to properly differentiate between the different forms of "there." English isn't my first language and I still know how to. Stop focusing on keeping up with the latest lingo and broaden your vocabulary with words that aren't slang terms. Instead of calling someone a "thot" or however you pronounce it, you can just call them your friend!

[cavwilde]

Do you ever just watch Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix and realize just how much you want to watch Umbridge set fire to herself and burn? I know I do.