That One’s On Me

glimmerpearl is my art blog.

[glimmerpearl]

Good afternoon, everyone. My one year old kitty, Microwave, was diagnosed with FIP and is now having eye problems because of it. He has something called uveitis. His vet says now his corneas are sliding forward which can be painful and he needs surgery or else he will go blind eventually. I love him so much and I wouldn’t trade him for the world, but I’ve already spent so much money on his vet visits and FIP medication which in of itself is very expensive. His surgery is estimated around $2,000. Obviously there is no pressure, but I would appreciate any support you could give. Even just sharing this pot would be enough. Please see the link for Mikey’s godundme.

Donate to Help Save My Cat’s Eyesight, organized by Victoria Rudisill

My 12-month-old cat has always been a playful and loving companion, bringing so much joy… Victoria Rudisill needs your support for Help Save

[glimmerpearl]

A new couple

[plumbus-central]

pop pop and his boy

[boldlyawkward]

I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.

[potato]

i luv u too

[potato]

wait what was in the stew

[buckrogers2491]

[maroolynns]

she yearns for the tub water. disgusting.

[inprisonforsparkling]

SCROLL BACK UP. PAINTING

[oidingus]

How to call your partner without actually calling him :D Based on that one apprentice tiktok.

[supermodelcats]

[goodnightguys]

me when im in an Area

[teathattast]

That's a guy alright

[orcboxer]

he's so fucking over there

[varpusvaras]

I think one of the best and unintentionally funniest worldbuilding aspects in Star Wars is the reasoning of why did Bail and Breha adopt Leia instead of having their own children. Leia is first established as the princess of Alderaan before she is written to be Luke's sister. So now we need to figure out how she got to Alderaan. She was adopted because she needed to be hidden and separated from her brother. Bail was placed there to be one of the only people who knew so there would be a reason why it was them who got her. They specifically wanted a daughter. Why? Because Alderaan is a matriarchal society, so they needed a princess. Why didn't the Queen and her husband have biological children? Because they can't. Why? Because the Queen can't have kids. Why? Because she got injured as a teenager and got her internal organs replaced and her body can't handle a pregnancy. How did she get injured so badly? She fell off of a mountain. How did that happen? She was climbing it. Why was the future Queen climbing a mountain in the first place? Because she needed to go through three challenges in order to inherit the throne and one of them required her to go through something physically impressive. Why? Because before that they just held a Battle Royale for all the heirs and the one left alive got the throne and they at some point figured out that maybe they shouldn't be doing that, actually. Oh, okay.

[eightbitpale]

I am once again reminded of this image

[artbyflor]

in another life, i would’ve really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you

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i haven't been very active here, so i'm gonna try to upload all my recent works to fix that! i'm currently in my jayvik era so i have a lot of them to share

[fishsticks-404]

Doodles

[fishsticks-404]

[non-plutonian-druid]

[ID: a Gravity Falls comic.

Mabel: Grunkle Stan, if you guys are identical, then why is Grunkle Ford's hair so much curlier?

Ford, leaning into frame out of nowhere: It's actually not! I just take better care of mine.

Stan, shoving him away: That's a funny way to say you don't shampoo or brush it. End ID.]

new headcanon

Bonus:

[ID: Mabel says "Ohhhh! Like Dad!" End ID.]

Curly hair runs in the Pines family but Grunkle Stan missed this particular memo

[fireflaked]

would zuko give the blue spirit a full pardon after the war is over or do you think he would mess with everyone and raise the bounty even higher

[janetfraisersmassivestrap]

[corndog-patrol]

get in the car ford

[aleurain]

A promise

[chongoblog]

Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”

The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”

Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”

Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”

Me: “Oh….well…thanks”

Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”