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she/her | wizard | lizard | different guy to @wizard-email

[fondesmode]

Okay i NEED to know your prefference...

Which Profiterole Filling?

Cream

Custard

A secret third option (tags)

what the fucks a profit roll?

Voting ended onOct 17, 2023

[anonymousalchemist]

ykno the thing about poetry is that 99% of it is bullshit and the other 1% will cut you like a material knife, and for every person that 1% is a different section of the whole. this is probably true about all art.

[huffylemon]

this is my favorite tik tok account

[dykg]

press Ⓧ to PENIS BLAST

[boxheadpaint]

do what you will but never forget he is fucked up

[rathologic]

[viejospellejos]

[that-house]

little man you are straight up going nowhere

[wizardpotions]

i love the non TTRPG players preconceptions that DND is a game about power fantasies and being cool and magical or something. explaining to my dad that in DND i am playing a guy who looks like this, on purpose

[wizardpotions]

Somebody in the tags says he looks like a homestuck so I nee to kill myself immediatley

[bowserwife]

I'm the little moth that they hire to fly out of peoples' empty wallets. May not seem glamorous to some but it's an honest living.

[damicantcope-deactivated2025101]

i accidentally said the phrase “penis friday” around my parents and i didn’t think much of it until today i wanted new underwear and i said “i’m tempted to get the cucumber-patterned ones” and my mom said “oh come on it’s not even penis friday”

HAKDHWKFHWKDHD ANON WHAT

[damicantcope-deactivated2025101]

this has broken me

[kiiingsnake]

happy penis friday yall

[kiiingsnake]

guess what day it is

[beausbugbiome]

Guys look at this GIANT millipede!! Free pattern from Projectarian! 🐛✨

Definitely want to make one myself!

[lizard--email]

Do you guys ever feel like you're serving TOO much cunt for the world to see

[detectivehole]

not enough sex and violence at the supermarket

[detectivehole]

but together we can change this

[nervanaofficiai]

bridget and the marimos

[spoonbenders-archive]

[william-snekspeare]

here is a sweet story for you all:

the first time I saw my grandmother after coming out and starting HRT she said “here he comes” as I stepped out of the car and then started jumping up and down saying “he! he!! I’m going to remember!!” I started to say hello and she goes “oh! your voice!! wait, let me hear you say something” I say “hi grandmother” and she smiles really big and says “oh… that is a miracle :-)”

the moral of the story is that sometimes coming out is awesome and my grandmother rules. happy pride ✨

[william-snekspeare]

My grandmother also got bored one time at thanksgiving and asked me if I wanted to go look for cool mushrooms with her in the woods so basically she just kicks ass

[coughloop]

Blaze is currently functioning like a wormhole into the disastrous and messy lives of people I don't know or care about

[anuic-deactivated20220825]

[the-fugitive-kaspy]

OK, fine, the Brits can take this one W for once.

[probablyasocialecologist]

Father Jones explained that his "advice does not contradict the Bible's eighth commandment because God's love for the poor and despised outweighs the property rights of the rich."

[klinger4yossarian-deactivated20]

rare occurence: tfw a christian seems to have read the same book I did

[james-silvercat]

Funniest bit: OP, who is deactivated, made this post expecting people to side with the corporations