cheese god

i'm morgan | 30 | she/her

[lovednknown]

[kosmogrl]

everything is changing and maybe that’s okay

[kosmogrl]

as you get older you realise that anything that helps you stop feeling stuck is welcome even if it hurts at first

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[juicydangler]

[gothhabiba]

I love not playing along

[gothhabiba]

"she's gained a lot of weight lately" "oh, good for her"

"on the wrong side of 40" "huh, which side is that?"

❗️I am not playing along with you❗️

[3000s]

[thriron]

[larval-tear]

[remorse4themonster]

[tockthewatchdog]

this scientology hq as real life roguelike is hilarious

[wisedreamdelusion]

can you see what nature did to me it make me special and unique as i can be

[effemimaniac]

we are in the midst of a friday ass thursday. keep your wits about you.

[bruzum]

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[loveridden1999]

agree to a ceasefire agreement → violate the ceasefire → suffer the consequences of it → claim that the violated terms were never in the "real" agreement → have imf, world bank & wfp back you up → continue bombing lebanon

[tatzelwurming]

alcohol has no known effect on the human body

[hungwy]

(receptionist voice) the mummy hand will chase you now

[ultrakillblast]

ROBOCOP (1987)

[biff-donderglutes]

robocop’s famous catchphrase

[hometoursandotherstuff]