I Am The Worst

he / him collectively - lover of reptiles and the Simpsons - 15 y/o scary mentally ill person oooOOOOooo

[lizard-braind]

this blog contains dark themes , including : self - harm, suicidal ideation / planning, intense anxiety, delusions, generally bitching and whining, body image talk, and more. if you follow us for our simpsons stuff or otherwise, be weary of these posts.

still interested? there will be more about us below.

fiction- kinlist ~ other kinlist ~ pronouns page ~ dni

——————the sys [count: 9]

collective name : corey, cortex, guy, dan body age : teen shared terms : transgender, achilien general pronouns : he / him

🛸 host 🛸

name : len (but will use any name) pronouns : he / him age : teen info : actually doesnt really run this blog, much more cheerful than most, regressor

🧠 co — host 🧠

name : korey / korbin pronouns : he / him , xe / xem , gut / guts age : teen info : tim drake fictive? kin?, edgy piece of shit, takes over when were super depressed

🐈‍⬛ caretaker 🏥

name : kitzy pronouns : she / her , hy / hymn, nya / nyan age : adult info : very major typing quirk (like this: muy ma wants 2 go on a walk w me n muy dog)

🐜 smart one 📚

name : thomas pronouns : he / him age : ageless info : socially very awkward, no filter, loves ants

🐁 quiet one 🧦

name : rookie pronouns : none, unless close age : little info : non-verbal, panic holder and probably trauma holder

☢️ evilest oldest man ☢️

name : charles montgomery (monty) burns pronouns : he / him age : ~70 info : fictive from the simpsons

——————— trivia

religion : buddhism

fashion sytle : scemo , grunge , dark academia

special interests : herptiles , mathematical / scientific history , mariokart

current fandom interests : the simpsons, cookie run: kingom, hunterxhunter

non - fandom interests : true crime ( cover - ups, serial killers, bombings ), amusement park history, adding machines / mechanical calculator, fashion, sewing and diy, jirai kei

conditions : autistic, adhd, tourettes, depression, severe anxiety, several gastrointestinal conditions, factitious disorder, pathological lying

——————— other blogs

@lizard-brainiac — yumeshipping blog / stimboard blog

@beg4help — jirai sideblog :3

@this-is-agorableism — want to share your experiences of social ostracism? check out my sideblog!

@this-is-anti-fandom-culture — have you ever been treated poorly for having a certain fandom interest?? lookie here!

@zapcat--0 - liomogai coining blog!! super unorganized

[lizard-braind]

FINEE

Sleebt

[crackshipsandregret]

Curious pebble (3/?)

Part 1 / Part 2

A massive shoutout to @thereal-sillyguy for making everyone's favorite pebble into a gif! I very literally couldn't have done it without them!

[lizard-braind]

fistfight god. win. cheer

[lizard-braind]

NO IMMNOT

[lizard-braind]

im sleebt

[tendebill]

[part 1] [part 2]

rocky learns about the Denmark incident :]

[lizard-braind]

ive started whistling the weezer riff over and over WHY TOURETTES WHY

[dinolemonade]

Dry skin? No... That's just my skin shedding because I'm a reptile.

[blackdykegirlblogger]

ik pride is all ppl think of when june hits but i also wanna say HAPPY CARIBBEAN AMERICAN HERITAGE MONTH BITCHES ‼️‼️‼️

[koh6ftu]

my body: i require sleep

me: no

[babylon-butterfly]

me: I require sleep

my body: no

[triangleguy]

why does it hurt so bad to sneeze sometimes😢

[triangleguy]

wait i was gonna make an image showing what i mean but what the hell is this thing

[fishcart]

Tag yourself I’m the mysterious yellow cheese in the middle 🧀

@ajolteonnamedsparky @iydngaiky @forestragon @carn3lian-claws

[ajolteonnamedsparky]

I am the blue leg bones because what the fuck

@the-bone-eating-vulture-kirin @analogue-dragon @halogen-insertlastparthere @princeofthedark @thevo1dosphere @holymuttz @ieatkitkatswrong + open tags

[the-bone-eating-vulture-kirin]

Blue arm tendons????

[babylon-butterfly]

I’m the small intestine connected to the right lung

[lizard-braind]

im the fucked up pelvis

[lizard-braind]

SHIT

I DO LOOK CUTER WHEN IM HAPPY

[clubcrosby]

when the one mutual you indirectly posted for interacts

[this-is-trans-joy]

I asked my (very accepting) adoptive dad what he would've named a son if he had one (his bio kids were both AFAB and had absolutely fire names)

So anyways, I'm London now (with the author, Jack London for a namesake), and I'm very trans and very joyful

This is trans joy!!!

[lizard-braind]

i tried this move and my mom said “festus”

i love you mom but im not naming myself fucking festus. im sorry to anyone named festus but that name sucks

[lizard-braind]

tw me

im an ugly fuck but my hair looks good

[thisdastampdoesnotexist]

please