Liza Shorohova

Internet addicted

[sheepskeleton-art]

a quiet morning

[keidieeem]

Every song has your ship’s vibe if you ship hard enough

- Every hardcore shipper

[dailytwitterposts]

[sunsetquotes]

“I hope to arrive to my death late, in love, and a little drunk.”

— Atticus

[choked-up]

oh I would 100% be lured by a vampire entirely too easy

[omghotmemes]

[wellthatsjustamess]

It’s the only logical explanation

[fairykukla]

So that’s what the Monster Under The Bed is reduced to these days…

[lavenderfables]

Seeking employment in the following fields: vampire living in local castle, horrifically talented scientist, sad and vengeful ghost, fleeing woman in a nightgown, newly turned werewolf, ominous and accurate fortune teller. 

[soundofbadgers]

Sirius: [accidentally brushes his hand against Remus’]

Remus: [grabs Sirius’ hand and holds it tight] fucking commit to it.

[anxietyproblem]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[rodrickheffeley]

[sqoiler]

if i didn’t know about either of these characters and u asked me to pick which one is the vampire and which one is the rich playboy i don’t think i would answer correctly

[oakpear]

[ohsalome]

Me, aged 14, reading Tolkien: Hobbits are considered chuldren until they are 30? How funky! Fantasy worldbuilding! This is so different from us humans!

Me, aged 25: Oh i get it now

[roguebelle]

Me, aged 34: Actually the Hobbits might be rushing things a bit.

[twilight-saga-daily]

"I'm trying to figure out what you are."

His jaw tightened, but he kept his smile in place with some effort.

"Are you having any luck with that?" he asked in an offhand tone.

"Not too much," I admitted.

He chuckled. "What are your theories?"

I blushed. I had been vacillating during the last month between Bruce Wayne and Peter Parker. There was no way I was going to own up to that.

Bella Swan - Twilight Book

[boompercars]

Imagine the drama if apple added a feature that notified you if someone took a screenshot of your conversation

[cluelessfanperson]

Me @ Christopher Nolan after watching Tenet and the “Let Me Go” scene