Liz Czukas

Liz Czukas a.k.a. Ellie Cahill is the author of delightful rom-coms for teens and adults. Visit lizczukasbooks.com. 

[lizczukas]

Meme come true

Yo we heard you like to 3-D print, so we 3-D printed you a 3-D printer so you can 3-D print while you 3-D print.

[sharkandfriends]

El tiburón mariachi

[lizczukas]

It would appear you are making guacamole. I too enjoy guacamole. #dogthoughts #Annabelle

[listing-to-port]

Nine ways to find the perfect bra

1. Manage expectations before you set out. If you are the kind of person who will try on two hundred awful bras and come home without one and hating humanity, consider whether it is possible that you already own the perfect bra. Often this can be achieved with only a small redefinition of the words ‘perfect’ or ‘bra’. 2. If you do lots of sports, try a sports bra. If you live on a balcony, try a balcony bra. If you are falling off a cliff, try a plunge bra. In general, your bra will be much happier if you keep it in its natural habitat. 3. Check if the bra is perfectly supportive. A good bra should listen thoughtfully to all your problems. A really good bra should not only listen but also phone for backup when you are hemmed in by Ukrainian mobsters on the roof of the ruined embassy at night. Finding this bra may require accepting the starring role in a film of dubious quality, but it will be worth it in the end. 4. Can you undo the bra with one hand? Can anyone undo the bra with one hand? What about two hands? Three? Can anyone take off the bra at all? Are its complexities within the wit of humankind to comprehend? If the answer to all these questions is no, buy the bra. You probably shouldn’t try wearing it, but it may be useful to keep valuables in. 5. Get measured first. Make sure to include all relevant quantities. For example, a bra which is not travelling at the same velocity as you is not very useful, and a bra with a significantly different temperature to you may be uncomfortable or on fire. Never purchase a bra that is on fire. 6. Consider that the perfect bra for one occasion may not be the perfect bra for another. If you are stranded on a desert island, that nipple-chafing mesh will be super-useful for catching fish. Consider investing in that bra with too much padding and/or too large a cup size if you believe that you might be ejected from an aircraft without a parachute at any time soon. 7. If you are feeding a baby, a bra that a baby can eat may be useful. Try materials such as woven rice or mashed banana. 8. If that one great once-in-the-Universe all-purpose bra is a requirement, it is quite likely that it belongs to someone else or exists only in the past or future. That does not mean obtaining it is impossible: far from it! You may need to become an intercontinental time-travelling space pirate, however. 9. Above all, consider what you want the bra for. Too many people go bra shopping with a limited, breast-centric worldview. This is understandable, but unambitious. It is not unreasonable to expect the perfect bra to be one that has saved lives, righted wrongs or made significant academic advances possible. For example, a planet-spanning bra towed by forty thousand space cruisers to bring Earth’s orbit in line with that of Mars to allow for the final evacuation of the human race would surely be better than that cute red one.

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My bras are underperforming.

[lizczukas]

Throwing My Life Away 

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Top Ten Clues You Need Gift Ideas

Top Ten Clues You Need Gift Ideas

It’s the ideas, isn’t it? Just coming up with something that your loved ones would want or need is the hard part of gift giving. In the spirit of some of the awesome lists for Readers in Your Life or Writers in Your Life that I’ve seen going around lately, I decided to create a list of gift ideas based on the characters in my Christmas story in disguise, Top Ten Clues You’re Clueless. With so…

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[lizczukas]

The German editions of my books always make me squeal with delight! Thank you @lyx_verlag for the gorgeous author copies! #elliecahill #liebenochnichtzugestellt #callmemaybe #LYX #TarynFagerness #LauraBradford

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Off to RT! I can't wait for another fantastic RT Convention! I'll be appearing at a lot of fun reader events and I can't wait to see some of you face to face!

[lizczukas]

So what would happen if someone took Trump to court for voter intimidation? I mean, he threatened hundreds of people at a rally in Orlando and made them take an oath. Seems like a pretty clear violation of the voting rights act.

[micdotcom]

Watch: Bill Nye uses science to defend women’s reproductive rights.

[fuck-yeah-spencer-reid]

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY WINS MY HEART!!!

[getinthefuckingjaeger]

BILL BILL BILL BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

[brooklynbookgirl]

Go ahead. Just TRY to out-science Bill Nye on this one!

[lizczukas]

Happy book birthday Call Me, Maybe!

Happy book birthday Call Me, Maybe!

I can’t believe I have another book out in the world. Like, what is my life? Thanks to everyone who has already read it and shared early reviews. You guys THE LITERAL BEST. And to those of you getting it delivered to your e-readers today like little love notes from the Book Fairy because you preordered, here are one million internet points to split up amongst yourselves. *flings points* It would…

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[lovelyandbrown]

where is 25 and up tumblr? where is GROWN FOLK TUMBLR?

I just saw someone say they were in pre-school on September 11th. I was in 8th grade. I can’t even deal with the ridiculousness. how are you NOT still a fetus? chiiiiiiiiile.

Grown folks tumblr. Tumblr old enough to rent a car from Enterprise. Where you at? 

[quasisonic]

*waves* Yo.

[airspaniel]

I was in college on 9/11/2001. Not a Freshman, either.

[dorkaelskunkworks]

I turn 36 in fewer than two weeks.  In Tumblr years, I’m dead.

[deducecanoe-deactivated20161213]

Shit. I’m the oldest person on this post.

[myotherblogisatardis]

I was a senior in high school in 2001. Gonna be 32 in a couple of weeks. Hooray for adult tumblr.

[mxlabradorite]

33. 34 this summer.

[lettersfromtitan]

Forty-fucking-three.

[syrenpan]

Born in 1977.

[elenilote]

Vintage 1975 :)

[shaleene]

I was in my 20s in 2001

[cptprocrastination]

senior in high school

[honoris--causa-deactivated20241]

born in the most excellent year 1986

[ohlookashinysquirrel]

1982

[caladran-deactivated20260216]

1982, turning 34 on next week.

[reallystellacadente]

Old as fuck here.

[knightless]

30+ over here. 

[nineprotons]

Born in 1979!

[thestirge]

A real square cat, [born in] 1974.

[masterofbirds]

1987 - and I get that stray cats reference, @thestirge

[crustai]

I’ll be 31 in a few months. 1985 baby here.

[surrealsadi]

just turned 33

[cypheroftyr]

I’ll be 43 in April

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31 here, 32 soon!

[forgiven-whimsy]

33 over here.

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

33 in June

[peacheat]

33 in Feb.

[siawrites]

I’ll be the answer to life, the universe and everything in April.  

[gillie]

45 in September–yikes!

[laschatzi]

born in the glorious year of 1970.

[lifeinahole27]

I’m 30! Still acting like I’m 15 emotionally, though. I don’t know what that counts for?

[mrsbenedictbridgerton]

thirty-goddamn-four

[mermaidsandcats29]

I’ll be 30 April 29th!

[disastergeek-deactivated2018120]

46 here, top that!

[pedeka]

What month @disastergeek? Pre or post Moonwalk?

[disastergeek-deactivated2018120]

Post, December.

[sarabeth72]

The answer is in my URL…

[pedeka]

@disastergeek June.

[littletime67]

If you need me, my old ass will be online searching out retirement homes.

[sleep-silent-angel]

Pre-moonwalk (just by a handful of weeks)1969.

[breaksuperwhobad-deactivated201]

45.

[obsessiontisanoblething]

You guys are so encouraging.

[strangetikigod]

36 this coming June.

[lizczukas]

I was a grad student on September 11.

[lizczukas]

Happy Halloween! #hufflepuffpride #hufflepuff

[lizczukas]

Preorders Now Available!

Yay! My next book is officially available for preorder! It’s ebook only, so all you have to do is pick your favorite format and it’ll be delivered straight to you on February 9th! See links below the cover image to find your store of choice. Amazon | Barnes & Noble | Kobo | GooglePlay | iBooks | Books a Million Available from Loveswept Ballantine, February 9, 2016 “Ellie Cahill is definitely one…

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“Fictional Debate”

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“Anything Nice”