[oh-my-kudrow]

WHO DID THIS

[sexysuggestion]

tease the fuck out of me

[twinkricksanchez-deactivated201]

i got ur nose!

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

[tchaikovsgay]

“People are freaking out about this edible cookie dough!” All cookie dough is edible if you aren’t a bitch

[lizethxo]

my name doesn't start with an L for nothin let me tell ya

[neo-trickster]

[lizethxo]

Clinton: *makes an accurate claim about something Trump said or did*

Trump: *leans toward mic*

Me: hoe don't do it

Trump: wrong

Me: oh my god

[okaymad]

[itsaubreylmfao]

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

[lilyhatesjazzhands]

team “I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know”

[jamieaiken919]

team “I’m going to wear these jeans until I spill something noticeable on them”

[oteresk-deactivated20150830]

when you and your friend sin together:

[lizethxo]

me: puts forth minimal effort in an attempt to solve a problem

me: ive tried EVERYTHING

[drunkblogging]

[tree-villagex]

YOU FUCKED UP, WINSTON.

[littlemusicalwitch]

[qovalent]

I feel educated

[chootylover69]

Where was this when I was in calculus

[shejla21]

[always-a-pleasure]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

[blindbirdnerd]

not if i drink enough alcohol! take that you prying creep

[chrissongzzz]

😊😊😊😊😊😊😊