Trapped In My Mind

Elizabeth Nicole. Twenty-Three

[lizmescudiiii]

It’s fine. I’m fine.

Never thought I’d be where I am today and shit kinda sucks, but I’ll be okay.

Me and my babies we gonna be alright.

[lizmescudiiii]

Bleh

Why do people cheat? I seriously don’t understand it. I don’t wish this hurt on anyone!

[kingjaffejoffer]

[kingjaffejoffer]

There’s really nothing more defeating than sliding in some pussy on that first stroke

….. and you just feel it immediately …..

“its gonna be a short night… what am i going to do?”

“… is this bitch gon start trippin???”

“maybe if I take it out and slap it on her ass a few times”

“…. damn that only bought me an extra 8 strokes, back to square one”

“start thinking about spiders. yeah imma think about spiders”

“if she keep throwing it back just fake like you got a leg cramp”

[wh0isnerd]

Boy

[britheshedonist-deactivated2024]

wow my ex used to always get a leg cramp and I just thought he needed to stretch before sex or some shit

[kingjaffejoffer]

[theblacktroymcclure]

The leg cramp is an advanced stall tactic.

Pro level moves include:

Pulling out and Eating the pussy and buying yourself extra an extra 5 minutes

Pulling out and pretending you want her to beg for it but in reality you 3 strokes over your stroke limit.

And ELITE niggas will just bust and adopt the “I got mine you better find yours” tactic but I’ve never been bold enough to try that

[oleandergoddess]

Lmfaooo this has me literally d.e.a.d niggas is exposed

[lizmescudiiii]

I give up dude. I've put way too much time, energy, and love into my relationship to be treated like this.

[weavemama]

I’M SCREAMING AT HIS REPLY

[animejebbush]

me whenever anybody says that they like me/that i’m their friend

[rachelgellergreen]

me @ myself

[witchbum]

i’d like to formally call myself out on being such a needy and emotionally confusing person

[ufomism]

person: i care about u me: ok then why am i not ur entire life??? smh fake

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

When men say “take your girl swimming on the first date” but they don’t know about powder and setting spray

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[1-800youwish]

can we just appreciate the fact that my best friend, who in the past struggled with an eating disorder, called out my gym teacher bc he says a size 3 for women is “ideal”

(((The average now for women is a size 14)))

[dismalboii]

DUDE GOD BLESS HER

[underscore-kate]

I can’t tell you how happy this makes me

[timeandspacelocked-deactivated2]

YOU GO GIRL!!

[noose]

oh my god yes

[imtakingafuckingbreak-deactivat]

YES GIRL UR MY HERO

[mymompickedthisurl-deactivated2]

Reblogged so fast.  ”How dare you?”

[cazzette]

GURL YOU TELL HIM

[lizmescudiiii]

YAS🙌🏽

[so-glad-were-neighbors-deactiva]

BRUHHH MY FACEBOOK FEED WAS WONDERFUL TODAY!!! THEY DRAGGED THIS MAN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL I CANT BREATHE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[vanishlikevampires]

one time my girlfriend texted me this blurry picture of a thermometer and there was a second where i had a heart attack because i thought it was a pregnancy test but then i came to the realization that we’re lesbians

[evaunit08]

[sexemulators]

[lizmescudiiii]

Me: *has assignment to do*

Me: *dicks around on the internet all day*

Dad: Can you come help me with something?

Me: goD I'm in the middle of this assignment, this is worth half my grade do you WANT me to fail?????