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#super mario #Bob-omb #Tumble #Mario Party #Mario Party Advance #Death Generator

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

The "gambling" reward pathway aka the inconsistent reward pathway literally evolved for things like this! Foraging! Trying new recipes! Experimenting with a new technique while crafting! Any essential human activity that might get you something useful, but also might just make some trash.

There is nothing inherently unhealthy about that reward feeling! You can have that same feeling in a healthy way!!!! Corporations are taking advantage of it for profit, don't let them!!!!!!

Mushroom hunting! Birding! Trying a new technique in a craft you're already familiar with! Mixing random sauces in your fridge to see if any of them taste good!!!

good-advice-ganondorf

We (Zelda fans) need to one up Deltarune fans we also need to make a cafe. It will be required that every worker know nothing about food safety we will invent food poisoning 2 #mytruth

good-advice-ganondorf

My nose started bleeding is my deltarune cafe takoyaki tulpa going to kill me yes/no

#a tulpa's main purpose is to like. replace you and shit. so probably.

pansexualkiba

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lemessiedumal

Secretary (Steven Shainberg, 2002)

evilvillain123456789

I fail to see how the Monsters of Inc. were persuaded to care about the welfare of children who to them were no more than an anonymous, alien resource necessary for the convenience of their lives. They weren't even the same species of them. Yet they overhauled their whole energy economy to be more humane toward this hated other, which had no legal rights in their society, and which most of them had never even seen. It really makes no sense, if anything it's sort of a perversion, like if you actually lived with that level of concern and empathy you wouldn't be able to function at all. You would be, just, fucking debilitated. Just psychologically crushed. Idk it's just not that plausible to me. And Randall, the lizard. He isn't that fuckable either.

m-o-p-e

Valid use of "Read to the end."

#well randall is still getting his lizzy eaten so whats the real tea

phantasmbark

Quite... interesting conversation

pansexualkiba

see the thing is quite a lot of tumblr prose is like that because it largely wishes to emulate and, if that proves too subtle, essentially become the illusion of terry pratchet and somehow galvanize, revolutionize, and otherwise rock the general tumblr bibliosphere. the main issue with this, as one could surmise and other words that rhyme with "rise", is that every single one of these posts fail to consider that they are not, in fact, terry pratchet, and that his style of satire, comedy, and overall subversion requires a general enjoyment of and appreciation for the very tropes these posts so deeply despise. the other reason it all falls flat is because quite a few of them are just utterly lacking in pacing and wit.

pansexualkiba

there's a secret problem in that everything MUST revolve around some grand, world-shaking twist that always elects to put the Ideal Person on top, to justify humanity. the little guy must be secretly the most important person in the world, or the reason that humans are so powerful is that they can change unlike elves or the new thin waif du jour. and this is and can be a power fantasy, but it's ill-suited for the type of fiction tumblr posters would rather be writing - a story where a dragon has sex with what is essentially, to them, a very annoying bird.

pansexualkiba

this in itself reflects on a sort of incuriosity within tumblr prose, this incapability to explore something that isn't just Fantasy Trope But Different. tumblr prides itself on being largely improvisation, yet the stories they tell don't simply take a basic premise and walk through it. it must be a snappy twist, some quip that can be repeated on incorrect-star-trek-quotes, and then a palpable lampshade moment where everyone pauses, turns to the screen, and goes, "wow! i was expecting a cool answer!" and, most importantly, it cannot be interesting. it must be a twist, yes, but the twist must be a mundane explanation that reinforces the status quo. the world is vast, but it must be small enough that adventurers feel stupid for ever thinking it could be exciting.

pansexualkiba

this was all a very long ramble fueled by a sleeve of rice cakes that overall is meant to convey: stop writing to go viral. the next time you get a writing prompt, take the time to go for an interesting route. and sometimes you don't need to shoehorn in a sex joke oh my GOD

pansexualkiba

see the thing is quite a lot of tumblr prose is like that because it largely wishes to emulate and, if that proves too subtle, essentially become the illusion of terry pratchet and somehow galvanize, revolutionize, and otherwise rock the general tumblr bibliosphere. the main issue with this, as one could surmise and other words that rhyme with "rise", is that every single one of these posts fail to consider that they are not, in fact, terry pratchet, and that his style of satire, comedy, and overall subversion requires a general enjoyment of and appreciation for the very tropes these posts so deeply despise. the other reason it all falls flat is because quite a few of them are just utterly lacking in pacing and wit.

pansexualkiba

there's a secret problem in that everything MUST revolve around some grand, world-shaking twist that always elects to put the Ideal Person on top, to justify humanity. the little guy must be secretly the most important person in the world, or the reason that humans are so powerful is that they can change unlike elves or the new thin waif du jour. and this is and can be a power fantasy, but it's ill-suited for the type of fiction tumblr posters would rather be writing - a story where a dragon has sex with what is essentially, to them, a very annoying bird.

pansexualkiba

this in itself reflects on a sort of incuriosity within tumblr prose, this incapability to explore something that isn't just Fantasy Trope But Different. tumblr prides itself on being largely improvisation, yet the stories they tell don't simply take a basic premise and walk through it. it must be a snappy twist, some quip that can be repeated on incorrect-star-trek-quotes, and then a palpable lampshade moment where everyone pauses, turns to the screen, and goes, "wow! i was expecting a cool answer!" and, most importantly, it cannot be interesting. it must be a twist, yes, but the twist must be a mundane explanation that reinforces the status quo. the world is vast, but it must be small enough that adventurers feel stupid for ever thinking it could be exciting.

pansexualkiba

see the thing is quite a lot of tumblr prose is like that because it largely wishes to emulate and, if that proves too subtle, essentially become the illusion of terry pratchet and somehow galvanize, revolutionize, and otherwise rock the general tumblr bibliosphere. the main issue with this, as one could surmise and other words that rhyme with "rise", is that every single one of these posts fail to consider that they are not, in fact, terry pratchet, and that his style of satire, comedy, and overall subversion requires a general enjoyment of and appreciation for the very tropes these posts so deeply despise. the other reason it all falls flat is because quite a few of them are just utterly lacking in pacing and wit.

pansexualkiba

there's a secret problem in that everything MUST revolve around some grand, world-shaking twist that always elects to put the Ideal Person on top, to justify humanity. the little guy must be secretly the most important person in the world, or the reason that humans are so powerful is that they can change unlike elves or the new thin waif du jour. and this is and can be a power fantasy, but it's ill-suited for the type of fiction tumblr posters would rather be writing - a story where a dragon has sex with what is essentially, to them, a very annoying bird.

see the thing is quite a lot of tumblr prose is like that because it largely wishes to emulate and, if that proves too subtle, essentially become the illusion of terry pratchet and somehow galvanize, revolutionize, and otherwise rock the general tumblr bibliosphere. the main issue with this, as one could surmise and other words that rhyme with "rise", is that every single one of these posts fail to consider that they are not, in fact, terry pratchet, and that his style of satire, comedy, and overall subversion requires a general enjoyment of and appreciation for the very tropes these posts so deeply despise. the other reason it all falls flat is because quite a few of them are just utterly lacking in pacing and wit.

clonerightsagenda

Usually when the electrician goes 'hey.... there's something you should see' it's because someone set up shoddy wiring. This time it was because he pulled two snakes out of my wall

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bramblepatch

A lot of people on this site aren't going to want to hear this but a lot of the time an argument between two trans people with different lived experiences isn't transandrophobia or transmisogyny it's just two combative dumbasses squaring up like turkeys who have just seen their reflection in a hubcap.

arlo-maintenanceman

I got curious and looked into the ‘you can only have sex one day of the year’ movie more and holy shit

for those not as invested in this shit as I am, the movie ends with the protagonists not having sex and deciding people who like having sex are shallow and weird. Yknow. Agreeing with the facist government banning them from having sex.