lizzieolsensbae

20, random incorrect quotes

[lizzieolsensbae]

Nancy: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Robin: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Nancy: That one. I want that one.

[lizzieolsensbae]

Steve: Robin! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.

Robin: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.

[lizzieolsensbae]

Y/N: Hey, Nancy, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?

Nancy: Yeah.

Y/N: And you, Robin?

Robin: Umm... yes?

Y/N: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!

Robin: Did they just-

[lizzieolsensbae]

Robin: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours.

Steve: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.

Eddie: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred.

Y/N: You guys are fucking terrifying.

[lizzieolsensbae]

Steve: It smells like henway in here.

Y/N:

Robin: Y/N.

Robin, forcefully: Doesn't it smell like henway in here?

Y/N: *sigh*

Y/N: What's a henway?

Steve: OH ABOUT TEN POUNDS!

[lizzieolsensbae]

Eddie: How do I make a date really romantic?

Robin: Be mysterious.

Eddie: Okay!

*later, while on a date with Steve*

Steve: So where are we going?

Eddie: None of your fucking business.

[lizzieolsensbae]

Steve: You really believe in Eddie?

Y/N: Luckily, he believes in himself enough for the both of us.

[lizzieolsensbae]

Robin: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

Nancy: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

[agatharios-daughter]

[dolliscent333]

he’s so bf coded. i NEED to bite him

© ‧₊˚ DOLLISCENT333

[evgar]

i hold death's hand in mine

1 year of agatha all along, i love these witches so much

[taylorswift]

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[itzalyssa035]

This will never not be funny poor Rio tho

[daykevin]

spotify wrapped is HERE! send me a number 1-100 and I’ll tell you the song it corresponds with on my top 100 playlist

[schwhoopsie]

i think robin and nancy should kiss. lots. perhaps even more

[shark-boys]

buff nancy and noodle arm robin. you agree. you reblog.

[harringtonandbuckley]

Robin: *steps on a piece of cereal*

Robin: Oh God.

Steve: What? What happened?

Robin: I'm a cereal killer.

Steve:

Eddie:

Nancy: Don't worry I’ll take her home soon