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tw: implied unspecified past violence
Robin: It's absolutely insane that it happened, you know you're just sugarcoating what it actually was, right?
Steve: I know.
Robin: Steve...
Steve: I know, Robs.
whoever ends up dating me or Steve has to deal with us cuddling cause we're bonded like to shelter cats
The past Bubblescoops in TBTC is actually a goldmine because every time they encounter Carol and she does something bitchy Steve turns to Robin like that scene from B99
“You used to sleep with her”
“i KNOW!”
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Steve and robin have like 0 boundaries and Eddie can never comprehend it like "what do you mean she's seen your dick?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'VE SEEN HER BOOBS?! WHAT DO YOU MEANNNNNN?!?!"
“She was checking out a mole. That’s normal friend behavior.”
“How did she know the mole was there?”
“Spotted it when she was helping me take good nudes”
“….”
Modern AU would include a lotttt of Robin having to rescue Steve from bad Tinder dates
Eddie saves the tape from his answering machine of Steve and Robin calling,long distance, and being absolute menaces at a party right off campus from Robin's college. (Steve flew out to visit for Robin's birthday and Eddie stayed at home because he had important plans with Jeff.) They are both booing him about not tagging along and slurring the words to "girls just wanna have fun". At one point Robin gets distracted and leaves the call and Steve accidentally hangs up then immediately calls back and makes kissy sounds in apology.
There are awkward pauses and moments Steve forgets to speak into the receiver. He even burps and apologizes, (Eddie isn't sure if hes apologizing to him or someone else standing there with him.) "Wish you were heeeere Edddieeee, it's not the same without you!" He waxes poetic about Eddie for all of ten seconds before complaining about the lack of snacks. "There's nothing to soak up the booze, and the host was pretty mad that I ate one of her cookies. Like why throw a party and not at least have chips out? When I threw parties I always did a snack run, and I was like 16!" He starts telling Eddie a half slurred nonsensical story about a shopping trip they took earlier in the day, repeating some inside joke about a rude cashier but then there's a crash in the background followed by an "Oopsie!". Eddie later learns as Robin accidentally knocking over a picture frame. "Uh oh, I've gotta go! the host looks pretty mad. Robbie broke something and I'm not supposed to be on the phone. Love you Eddie! Byyyyee! Stop moving Birdy! You're gonna step on the gla-"
He loves the tape, they have no memory of even calling and racking up the phone bill for that poor host. He hasn't shared that he didn't record over it. They were both being cute, but he kept it mostly because Steve says he loves him right at the end. They aren't dating yet and Eddie's crush increases tenfold.