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#someone called?

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it’s Hugo we’re talking about, after all (how he stuffed all that in a small box is beyond anybody)

#Hugo confirmed grade A boyfriend material #art #comic

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next time i’ll see you coming

#GOOD DESIGN #art

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@it-a is this you tbh

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Me af

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monster girls

👌 👀

monster girls that aren’t just conveniently attractive humanoids with human features but big, hulking bestial and ferocious monstrosities with razor sharp teeth, claws, multiple limbs and eyes and b i g

#I kind of really hate that almost all monster girls I see seem to be about huge boobs and thighs

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honestly, most people who get turned into monsters in fiction are like OH NOOOOO WHAT HAVE I BECOME I AM HIDEOUS I MUST HIDE MYSELF AWAY but if someone were to change me into a monster that would be preferable like hell fucking yeah, my four eyes and six limbs don’t need to pay fucking taxes anymore bitch i’m out

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imagine a crocodile with horse-like legs… unstoppable… i would love to ride one o’ those into battle

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are you..high

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….carry on

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Fun fact these ‘crocodile cousins’ with ‘horse-like legs’ existed and was known as a ‘sabre-toothed cat in armour’ due to it’s speed out of water and long fangs. There was the ‘DogCroc’ ( Araripesuchus wegeneri) and ‘BoarCroc’ (Kaprosuchus). The DogCroc (featured above) was only around the size of a small dog, with its skull easily fitting into the palm of someones hand. It lived during the Lower Cretaceous-Upper Cretaceous period;

*Comparison of a DogCroc’s skull to a Sarcosuchus skull. (Sarcosuchus is the largest known crocodile species and was large enough it could even prey upon a T-Rex and could weigh up to ten tonnes and be over forty feet long.)

However the BoarCroc (Kaprosuchus) was twenty-foot long and could gallop across land and preyed upon dinosaurs.

#...if I could be an animal #I would be Kaprosuchus #okay let's not lie here I would love to be a giant galloping reptile

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shame: robotfuckers

YOU ARE ASKING ME TO SHAME ONE OF MY OWN KINKS I BACK OUT I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO

#I'll do it #Problematic because robots are not organic and may not be sexual #If robots are sentient then they would need to give consent however being robots may not be given the same rights/standing as organic beings #And people may take advantage of robots #Also we're years and years away from being able to comfortably fuck robots so we're all just thristy robophile assholes

someone: Why are you so obsessed with monsters anyway?

me, internally: I have always an intense identification with non-human creatures. They help me with self-identification. They're allowed to stray from typical beauty standards, which appeals to me, and they are allowed to be gender nonconforming, not to mention not have any gender at all. Typically "ugly" parts are turned into wonderful and handsome or beautiful form. Monsters are a really interesting way for me to accept both myself and my own standards of beauty.

me, out loud: they sometimes have multiple arms and muscles and are hot

#...yeah #also multiple arms are cool and they're hot