Lizzy the Lizzard (wolf)

A predatory beast that reasons as well as men

[stutterhug]

Bathed in Moonlight~

[betterbemeta]

You have a thing at 2:00 PM so you set a reminder for 1:00 PM because you don’t want to be late, but you should eat by 12:00 PM. That means you should start preparing food by 11:30 AM, but you want to double check or confirm the appointment before 11:00 AM before everyone goes to lunch. So if you want to finish your other tasks by 10:00 AM, you ought to start at 8:00 AM, which means you’ve got to wake up at 7:30 AM and you may as well get ready to go out then ahead of time, and that’s how something that starts at 2:00 PM effectively starts at 7:30 AM and lasts the entire day.

[myworldinboxes]

ME. ME. ME.

[faribabyyy]

Literally how I plan my day when I have a thing

[lizzy-thelizzard]

Reblog if Markiplier putting out videos late doesn't bother you

Trying to prove something to him

[lizzy-thelizzard]

@markiplier, this has over 2,000 notes. Keep that in mind this week 😀

[freeselfdefense]

Rape Escape

Easy and very effective

Requires nothing but your body

Includes attack

[kny111]

Very useful to know, pass and share please.

[blog-archive-111189]

Worth watching

[heylookitseli-archives]

I don’t mean to impose a personal favour on you guys, but I really would like to ask that everyone who follows me reblog this. 

I don’t think I made it very clear but last month I was sexually assaulted by someone who I thought was my friend (I don’t want to talk about it don’t ask), and it’s… really fucked with my head. 

Had I known this a month ago I would have been able to get away. 

So, essentially, I’m really pleading with you to reblog this so everyone who follows you doesn’t get stuck in the same position I was with no way out. 

I mean again I don’t want the point of this to be my sob story or whatever but if you could reblog this it would seriously mean a lot 

[iridessence]

Please reblog.

[robotmango]

getting food poisoning is a sick irony. sandwich, you were supposed to nourish my fragile meat body, not conspire with one section of it to kill the rest. you edible brutus, you fredo, you fucking intestinal quisling

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this post shows true literary prowess but i wish i hadn’t read it while finishing my sandwich 

[the-host-protection-squad]

This is the limit.

Let me set the scene, I’m at home, watching “WATCH THIS WITH THE LIGHTS OFF| Stories Untold - Chapter 1” and I am hard of hearing.

It’s not even 10 minutes in, and I have to stop watching it.

Would you like to hazard a guess why?

Someone who is doing the subtitles is adding their own side comments and in some cases are even missing out on HIS commentary.

I get that you want to add your own input, but that is what the comments section is for.

Yes we are eternally greatful for you transcribing the video so we can watch it but all of your work goes to waste when we can’t understand it.

With subtitles, you need to be able to read them quickly and smoothly with as little interruption as possible.

Things like (He giggles) is okay as it tells us what he’s doing, but things like (Oh god this is scary XD) when HE himself isn’t saying it can really throw us off.

Another issue is Zalgo text, I’ve said this many times but DO NOT use Zalgo text in your subtitles for anti. We cannot read it. There has been several cases in this video so far where they have added their own imput and it can get really confusing.

So please, please, please, do not make subtitles fun, they are for function not fun.

We are greatful for the work you do, it allows us to experience the wonders of youtube.

Sincerely,

-The Deaf, HoH, and non-English speakers of the YouTube community.

( @therealjacksepticeye I was wondering if you’d be able to speak out on this and make people aware? Sometimes they don’t know they’re doing it.)

[lum1natrix]

— if it does bring you any solace, just know that I really, honestly, truly believe that you can get through it. I honestly believe that you’re strong enough to pursue your goals and to conquer your dreams and go farther than you ever thought possible.

[lizzy-thelizzard]

I actually really needed this. Thank you @markiplier . I've failed yet again. But I can get up again. As much as it sucks, I can do this. I can do this.

[lizzy-thelizzard]

I was watching Tuesday’s GMM and this happened:

And I thought, “wait, this looks super familiar.”

Anyone else see it?

[opkft-deactivated20150908]

stop scrolling. now.

stop whatever you’re doing

just stop

breathe

you’ll be ok

if you see this, somebody cares

times are tough, but somebody cares.

you should NEVER feel like you deserve to die, and you don’t

don’t do it. not tonight, not tomorrow, not ever

don’t do it because somebody cares

don’t do it because there is so much more to you than sadness

[booperdooperladdies-deactivated]

Sending this to anyone who needs it, looking after you lot! ❤

[lizzy-thelizzard]

Good Mythical More’s slogan

[lizzy-thelizzard]

Cartwheeling into death is not what I want to do today.

@markiplier (RETURN OF THE RAGE)

[lizzy-thelizzard]

Liz is Away

I wanted to share a story with you, since Jack started playing Emily is Away Too.

When I was in high school, I used something called MSN Messenger (for the young ones out there).  I used to ALL the freakin’ time, and it’s kind of funny now.  I would go to school, see my friends at lunch, then get home and log on to the messenger and chat away to my friends I saw just a few hours ago! :P

Anyway, I had a crush on a boy I was friends with.  Unfortunately, and I didn’t know this, he had a crush on a girl who went to the OTHER high school in our town.  Well, I asked him to a dance, in a cute way.  I gave him some Sweedish Fish with a slip of paper that said “Out of all the fish in the sea, I chose you.  Will you to Sadie Hawkins with me?”

Well, he didn’t answer.  And didn’t answer.  And I was getting antsy, because I was running out of time.  If it was a yes, than we’d need to start planning our costume (it was a Halloween dance).  So, I asked one of my friends, and she said ‘he’s waiting to hear from this other girl’ and I said ‘Why didn’t he just say that?’ ‘Oh, he didn’t want to hurt your feelings.’  Seriously?

Anyway, I got on MSN Messenger, and I decided to (*cough* passive aggressively) confront him when I saw him online.  This is basically how the conversation went.

Me: So...did you want to go to the dance with me?

Mike: Meh.

Me:  Um...okay.  Is it okay if I ask someone else then?

Mike: Meh.

Me:  Okay, cool.

So, I did.  I saw another friend online and this is how that conversation went.

Me: Hey Wayne, are you going to the dance with anyone?

Wayne: No, I’m not cool enough to be asked.

Me: Aww.  Well, I think you’re cool.  Want to go with me?

Wayne:  Sure, but I thought you were going with someone.

Me: Nah, he didn’t really want to go with me.

Wayne:  Well, he doesn’t know what he’s missing.  I’d be honored to go with you.

That dance was a BLAST.  Probably my favorite dance.  I was so glad I asked him, even if it wasn’t “conventional.”

Moral of the story: Don’t let anyone tell you you shouldn’t ask someone out online or on a text.  It’s cool.  And don’t miss out on something just because a guy is being a jerk.  Find another guy, or go with some friends.  I will ALWAYS remember that night :)

[lizzy-thelizzard]

Sorry for the random disappearance!  I’m back and I’m still working on the Jack video!  Hoping for an upload in a month or so!

[just-shower-thoughts]

I will never stop thinking of the 90s as being around 10 years ago

[lizzy-thelizzard]

It’s not...?

[stunning-landscape-pics]

Beautiful Landscape Pictures

[christel-thoughts]

She made her account private after this

[proto-homo]

“Higher your goals”

[lizzy-thelizzard]

A  “standard”?  

[userboxer]