[urie]

i previously was unaware how much i was using ao3. i will never ever ever make this mistake again

[ko32d7cs]

bullets birthday yesterday btw. happy birthday my queen˚✧₊˳

[phlondsbian]

danandphilgames viewing experience

[kadywicker]

okay i’m curious bc my parents were relatively young having me but idk what age difference is “normal” between parents and kids as i’ve met people with plenty of variations. so if you want, reblog this and tag (don’t comment) how old your parents were when they had you. my mom was 25 and my dad was 21. 

[lazylilcherub]

Just thought I’d share the fact that Steve Coogan himself said Jed and oct are gay

[inkskinned]

i’m pretty calm and understanding but if i say “please don’t touch me” and you proceed to purposefully touch me, natural instinct will kick in and the large raptor which operates this machine will bite your fucking hand off

[podcastwizard]

the boat is wracking up billions of dollars for every hour it’s stuck in the canal so we should just let it sit there until its cost reaches the sum total of all the money in the world and then everyone has to start over with $0 and we go back to the barter system like god intended. if anyone explains the economy to me i will bite them in the jugular.

[raychleadele]

So there’s this artist, Alex Schaefer, who makes a bunch of paintings of Chase Bank burning.

There’s just

so many of these

and I think it’s incredibly funny but

I just read this bit from the artist and

This is a "plein air" painting which means I set up my easel right across the street of this Chase bank in my city and painted it like it had caught fire. The police questioned me on the spot. Three weeks later Homeland Security was knocking on the door to my home. The question they kept asking me was "Do you hate these banks?" I can honestly say yes.

And I just think this is the greatest artist statement I’ve ever read.

[tchaikovskaya]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Emergency hotdog that reheats when you crack it like a glow stick.

[fuck-you-showerthoughts]

Now THIS is a shower thought

[depsidase]

[gutsygills]

[transiconlink]

[jessalrynn]

[gaylord-zuko]

Papparazi photo 😂

[rainey-day-whispers]

[alljuststardust]

[desolate-avocado]

[thewritehag]

[neurotoxinsonline]

[nonbinarythorin]

[thepersonwithnoname6578]

[tired-piner]

Here have a Babey

[tiredacehunter]

[straight-edge-hippy]

[ulfrsdottir]

[khashoggisship]

[folkhundr]

[charlesoberonn]

[mishapeep]

[kedreeva]

[gothfirefaerie]

[themonkeycabal]

[talulah-bell]

[lookninjas]

[shirilily]

[blooblis]

[tinknevertalks]

[circuitdelasarthe]

Him face

[petwrestling101]

These are 2 different cats that share one brain cell

[ainawgsd]

[followthebluebell]

[punk-jaskier]

He’s obsessed with this blanket I knit. I knit it for me….I thought.

[lizzyareyouserious]

[the-feeeling-is-mutual]

Hozier: trying to blend into the crowd (during a level 3 lockdown) Also Hozier: wait, that’s my song

[heylena]

Crowley (drunk on a bar): sometimes I can’t believe myself. I mean, I slithered here from Eden just to what? Hide outside his damned door?

Hozier (taking notes): tell me more…

[technicallyonappletreeduty]

Crowley, after his 5th drink: and sometimes I just want to kiss him, like- like, you know, humans. Real humans. Like people. It that too much too ask?

Hozier, already filling his second note book: No, no, go on

[heylena]

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT!!!

[hourlymemes]

[bri-ecrit]

Students, you have NO IDEA how high that bar is. 

[stationelven]

fuck dude, there’s sure not

[blluish]

[paramoregfgoingoutofbusinesssal]

"why are people attracted to vampires theres nothing inherently attractive about them" we all know why people are into vampires its just that none of us wanna be the one to say it

[paramoregfgoingoutofbusinesssal]

[gaydelgard]

somg people are GOTH and ENJOY HOMOEROTICISIM

[havingsecondthots]

SOME PEOPLE FIT INTO ALL 3 CATEGORIES, ALEXI

[eastcoastblood]

[snoopyisbisexual]

Friendly reminder to all wlw: u don’t have to be butch OR femme. You can be both, neither, 55% butch and 45%, whatever, but you don’t have to be one or the other if you don’t want to. Those aren’t the only options of expression for wlw

[thatmeanangrydyke]

Butch and Femme are lesbian only terms

[snoopyisbisexual]

They arent, they’ve been used by the black and latino working class lgbt community before upper middle class white lesbians decided we couldn’t use them anymore and then later stole them. Stop viewing lgbt through a cis, white lens and if you’re going to make fun of me, at least don’t be a coward about it. :)

Here are some sources:

https://haenfler.sites.grinnell.edu/subcultures-and-scenes/underground-ball-culture/

https://www.them.us/story/inqueery-butch

https://slate.com/human-interest/2016/08/ballroom-cultures-gender-model-offers-rich-alternative-to-cis-trans-division.html

https://www.press.umich.edu/799908/butch_queens_up_in_pumps

https://www.papermag.com/gay-slang-history-black-femmes-2578325972.html

[thatspookyagent]

I’m begging white LGBT+ people to click these links and educate yourselves. I’ve been seeing so many white wlw erase Black and Brown history. I also encourage fellow Black and Brown LGBT+ folks to read up on our history. As someone who uses butch, and is Black, I wanna make sure everyone knows that butch and femme aren’t lesbian only terms. There’s even terms exclusive to Black LGBT+ folks as well. Do research about the history of stud and terms likes bull dyke.

I’m tired of people pushing shit that was made up by white TERFs. If y'all care so much about queer history then fucking do the research and learn about how people of color influenced the community. We help build it after all. Don’t y'all dare bring up Marsha P. Johnson but then erase Black LGBT+ history. Don’t.