Hey

[snorlaxatives]

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

[beevean]

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[love]

[lostovae]

Wisdom teeth are so weird cause my body is like, “hey I know you are done growing but would you like some…MORE TEETH???? And I’m like, “hell no, theres no room,” but then my body is still like *slamming fists on table* “more teeth! MORE TEETH! MORE TEETH! MORE TEETH! M O R E T E E T H”

[freakinfishtank]

Oh there’s no room? That’s fine we’ll just gRoW TheM IN FuvKiNg SIDEWAYS

[nemeshii]

Literally just got my wisdom teeth out this morning and this is the first time I’ve ever seen this post 🤔

[andthwip-deactivated20220219]

Spider-Man (2002) dir. Sam Raimi

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

[meanplastic]

When the straight boys at school are mouthing something to you from across the class and you realise they’re just calling you faggot (x)

[sneeking]

this post put a hex on my future grand children

[ericorbit-deactivated20181220]

[chickenfarmersan]

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

At least show us the bison!

[chickenfarmersan]

[zdravomilla-deactivated20220114]

The best update.

[milqi]

wholesome and true - do not mess with the wildlife

[officialjiggly]

what u lookin at there mario

[psyducked]

something peachy

[nbcnightlynews]

WATCH: The Oregon Zoo in Portland was closed to the public today due to heavy snow – but the zoo’s residents had a blast.

[i-hate-vegans-deactivated201910]

Oh my GODD THE POLAR BEAR GOT SOME SNOW HE MUST FEEL SO REFRESHED

[xenosaurus]

relatable seals at the end there

[followmetoyourdoom]

“Hey Joe! Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe look!!! It’s snow!”

[epicwalrus-deactivated20210127]

I need more of this shit!

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Those happy elephant sounds cleared my skin and watered my crops.

[dlvlotus]

The polar bear “hell nahhhh. This ain’t that fake shit ! THIS AINT THAT FAKE SHIT. THIS THAT REAL SHIT!!!”

[highlandvalley]

[broseis-blog]

What are they

[dobies-secret-joffrey-rp-blog]

dirty

[jkbens]

Bad at drinking milk

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

You asked for him so here he is!

Chunk

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

[microsoftedging]

Just Let Him In

[end0skeletal]

Look at these birbs

[constable-connor-deactivated201]

R O T U N D

[ruinedchildhood]

tumblr in a nutshell

[suprchnk-archive-deactivated202]

“how come you barely hit me up?”

“i barely hit anyone up anymore honestly.”

“so am i just anyone?”