[phantomrose96]

You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"

And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."

And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.

[wake-meme-up-inside]

God this makes me think of this screenshot:

"it minimizes you as a person" really wraps up my entire discomfort with the whole "oh but i'm just a girl" thing when used in most situations.

[aries-of-spades]

[vamptits]

bouncing on his everything

[omtai]

[moodkap-deactivated20250506]

people born in 24 Are 2000 now

[acebutnotthehardwareplace]

This is the smartest dumb thing I've ever read, take my reblog and crawl back down your well

[coughloop]

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

can you move your cake I'm trying to watch the game

[msshadowqueen]

A Bug’s Life, 1998

[mortimermcmirestinks]

[megaelod]

line & ayo!!

[computationalcalculator]

[bogleech]

I missed the little face on the planter somehow!

[dragoncommunion]

Settings > Meals > My Sandwich > Configure My Sandwich

[play-now-my-lord]

One of my favorite little facts about history is that the Mexican peso was functionally the everyday unit of currency in China in the 19th and early 20th century. Silver was one of the few western commodities that Chinese merchants were willing to trade in at rates that made shipping it to China (an expensive, arduous process) profitable; this trade became so voluminous by the 19th century that large everyday transactions even far away from port cities were conducted in pesos, in large part because Mexico's large domestic silver supply and existing transpacific trade links meant that the currency was stable (a known quantity to merchants in a time and place where relatively pure silver coins were otherwise uncommon) and readily available for use in trade

[play-now-my-lord]

Zhang Zongchang, the bandit general of the warlord era, could call himself (or at least be called) "Old Eighty-Six" because of the peso - everyone knew or had a vague sense at least how tall a stack of 86 pesos would be, and that this was an impressive length for a guy's dick

[4thvar]

How many penis nicknames does one guy need?

[anarchautistic]

One penis nickname? Could be a joke, just goofin. Two penis nicknames? Compensating. Six penis nicknames? That guy's got a big ass dick.

[kototyph]

thank u @morethanslightly for the math and the indelible mental image

[liberalsarecool]

The #AllLivesMatter degenerates love the two-tier style of justice and complete disregard for children.

[teathattast]

[spentgladiator]

[homunculus-argument]

You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:

[gaucheguy]

[manic-bricky-nightmare]

He would do numbers on tumblr

[blogofreverence]

I kknow youre talking about if he had his own blog but I tjink itz important to acknowledge that this man is consistently doing numbers on tumblr. Liek fucking constantly

[only-tiktoks]

[flatluigi]

this, genuinely, might be the best tiktok i've ever seen

[wordsofdiana]

This is some OK Go level shit

[amygdalae]

Wooooahdude I just found this out but you're heirloom tomatoes actually. Did you know this

[amygdalae]

Because you're so

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

im gonna fucking cry

[tamamita]

What is the funniest pokemon move

[tamamita]

Obsessed with the description for this move

[kayaret]

losing my mind at the animation as well

[skeletrixislandradio]

Love

[boggblog]

Two planes having kiss

[sapropel]

Latios and Latias

[unclefather]

i thought that said “latinos and latinas” and i was just going to accept it