Lez Pez

ATL/30. Intersectional Feminist. Queer. Recovery Counselor. Barista. Fangirl. Dog Owner. Artist/Crafter. Lover of Metaphors. She/Her. This is a Justin McElroy appreciation blog

[kestrelle]

when I heard trump got covid 

[lilmamabeyellin]

Fran Fine invented serving LOOKS.

[politijohn]

[politijohn]

Yes, this is really a thing...

[solitarelee]

Yep, because baby formula is one of the most shoplifted things in America. Which should ALSO radicalize you.

[goobra]

chaotic good

[withlovewithsqualor-deactivated]

Might fuck around and accept the things I cannot change

[throwbackblr]

[harlequinhatter]

When oppressed classes finally understand that they’ve been  pit  faithlessly against each other, and realize who their true enemy is.

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[fuckdamn]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[magicalgirlshana]

your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[ljway42]

my quarantine serotonin:

1) McElroy Content

2) Cold Brew

3) Stardew Valley

4) “Hercules Mulligan!!”

5) New Yarn

6) Dog TikToks

[left-reminders]

We won't judge people who cast a begrudging "harm reduction" vote to Biden/Harris. But we think it's safe to say that you can't convincingly label yourself a progressive/left-winger/socialist/etc if you're enthusiastic about the ticket. (We've seen a not-insignificant handful of self-described progressives/left-wingers show enthusiasm for the announcement tonight, in other words.) Months of valiant protest against the police establishment and the DNC's response is essentially Prison Industrial Complex: The Campaign. This is an absolutely awful attempt at an opposition and it's par for the course for the US's """left-wing""" party. The 2020s are going to be a crucial decade for building people power outside of the capitalist electoral sphere, and that will take on all kinds of forms. We don't care where you decide to devote your revolutionary energies (union/syndicalism organization, vanguard party, Food Not Bombs, eco-activism, dual power, the list goes on) as long as you're committed to helping us all move beyond this shitty state of affairs.

[politijohn]

When we begin eating the rich, Bernie says start with Elon Musk

[yenvengerberg]

#if i ran a cult i too would use musical references as advice

[ankle-beez]

Can’t believe this is pic is gonna represent every conversation we’re gonna have about Kamala Harris

[ratfuck]

next covid stimulus package is gonna be a fucking poster of a cat hanging on to a tree branch with “hang in there!” written in comic sans

[pharahsgf]

when parasite said the rich can afford to be kind, when parasite said global warming is most catastrophic for those least responsible, when parasite said the rich are the ones with access to sunlight, when parasite said the efforts of the working class are invisible to their exploiters, when parasite said water only ever flows from the rich down to the poor and never in reverse, when parasite said the rich are the real parasites for leeching off of their workers' labour

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sir-gentlemangeek-deactivated20]

Daughter of MLK, Reverend Doctor Bernice King, and Coretta Scott King posted this advice as the next 5 months are going to get “real”.

1. Don’t use his name; EVER (45 will do)

2. Remember this is a regime and he’s not acting alone;

3. Do not argue with those who support him–it doesn’t work;

4. Focus on his POLICIES, not his orange-ness and his mental state;

5. Keep your message positive; they want the country to be angry and fearful because this is the soil from which their darkest policies will grow;

6. No more helpless/hopeless talk;

7. Support artists and the arts;

8. Be careful not to spread fake news. Check it;

9. Take care of yourselves; And

10. Resist!

When you post or talk about him, don’t assign his actions to him, assign them to “The Republican Administration,” or “The Republicans.” This will have several effects: the Republican legislators will either have to take responsibility for their association with him or stand up for what some of them don’t like; he will not get the focus of attention he craves.

[3rd-world-elite]