I'll Take a Shot oF Gay with That

Hannah ~ just a fellow gay who spends too much time watching TV and looking at memes

[kristina100000]

everything is about lesbianism

[thecrystalalice]

Got to love Watsky’s words of wisdom

[probsjosh]

fuck youre right

[imposterogers]

thor makes up fake asgardian traditions to fuck with people

[imposterogers]

thor, wearing a toga and holding an armful of snakes: today was my favorite holiday as a child. we throw snakes at our closest friends to bring luck into the new year. 

the avengers: bye

[imposterogers]

bruce: *absentmindedly picks a leaf out of thor’s hair*

thor: you just proposed to me

[yuzukyoho]

[stevenbuckys]

what was the point of having red skull reappear in endgame if he wasn’t gonna come face to face with steve, he’s literally one of the most well known captain america villains😭 and then the writers saying steve wouldn’t recognize him, bitch he literally has a red skull, what’s there not to recognize😭

[lezz-paul]

[nerdjpg]

[transfemininomenon]

when i was a young boy *tips fedora* m'father

[wormget]

Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.

[bajn]

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

[actualsupreme-deactivated201503]

this is your only day to reblog this for a year

[hostileworkenvironment]

i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days

[rrosalina]

It’s been 5 years!

[quoms]

The thing about Those White People Baby Names is the way they so poetically express the tension between individuality and rigid conformity. These parents all want to name their child something unique, because they value the concept of uniqueness, yet simultaneously they abhor it in practice… ergo, 30 different spelling variations on the most normative possible names. This homogeneity-masquerading-as-diversity is inseparable from capitalist consumer culture and in fact is directly analogous to the experience of walking into a grocery store and being asked to “choose” between 50 varieties of toothpaste with the same exact ingredients, 12 brands of laundry detergent, etc.

[itd-be-gay-if-you-didnt]

Somebody’s third eye is WIDE the fuck open??!!!!!!!

[marvel-lous-things]

Me, in tears, halfway through writing a 300 word essay: I can’t do this anymore

Person on A03 who’s writing for fun:

[sanerontheinside]

Inconvenient Truth: these are the same person

[elfwreck]

Yeah, well, I can’t stretch out that review of 16th century economics by adding a gratuitous hand job.

[aryashi]

#not with that attitude you can’t

[aaitwo-deactivated20250816]

emotionally im doing the laminated paper wobbling sound

[puttyhill-deactivated20140114]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[angelicloner]

Just me, her (the overwhelming loneliness) and the moon

[pheberoni]

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

[artromantic]

gay bitches be like “I’m yearning for someone to run their fingers through my hair softly while we lay together in comfortable silence” anyways I’m bitches