DON'T LET THEM DULL YOUR SPARKLE

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[lgbt-tiktoks]

[hotvampireadjacent]

He welcomed me to chilis when no one else did

[weaver-z]

Evil Ikea. The throne of bleached skulls has a 70-page instruction manual 

[theladysyk0]

1) put skull on skull

2) put skull on skull

3) put skull on sku-

[spockvarietyhour]

insert nut J into eyehole 46Q and tighten with bleached socket bone….

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

very excited to react to stimuli in a neurotypical manner today

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

step one failed

[frogadir]

about to take the fattest bong rip

[gayroytheory]

wyd after smoking this

[lesbianriza]

[ro-zden]

The funniest fucking irony of this is that, going by canon lore, the Homunculous in the Flask is the one who took the fattest bong rip out of blondie, not the other way around

[frogadir]

Obsessed with this response

[strangestcase]

*does a gay little unethical scientific experiment that challenges God*

[talksick]

just heard my roommate yell ‘you USED me!!!’ from the living room n im sitting here like ??? 2 seconds later my rat comes running into my room holding a french fry in his lil baby mouth

[best-shower-thoughts]

It’s only bad to kick a pregnant woman from the outside. (source)

[evil-grommie]

Me writing a chemistry paper

[dankmemeuniversity]

[throwbackblr]

[tchaikovskaya]

[oni-with-an-iron-club]

I moo. Every time. Because, on an intellectual level, I’m a cabbage.

[idontalwaysgetitright]

It’s “Hi Cows” for me.

[lettingthewaterholdmedown-deact]

We say “deer!” Because this one time on a road trip, my mom saw what she thought were deer in the distance and she got super excited and was hollering, “DEER! DEER!” and pointing until we got close enough to see they were actually cows.

[pumpkinspicedcoochie-deactivate]

does anybody else feel like they age in phases of niche interests rather than years

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[pokemonpika77]

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.

[souryellows]

when ur washing raspberries and they fill with water and u sip it and feel like a gentle woodland elf reblog if u agree

[suenyito]

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

[marijuanitopayasito-deactivated]

movie day at work. the kids were watching charlie and the chocolate factory. the characters started speaking and one kid instantly went “EW they’re british…” very loudly. peak comedy