how do i internet?

Lauren | 22 | Australian †

[asreoninfusion]

[pheberoni]

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

[deeplifequotes]

Getting to know someone is a beautiful process.

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[nobody-no-deactivated20171230]

[llaurenfoott]

Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'

Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.

[just-shower-thoughts]

My dog keeps bringing me the same toy. I wonder if that is his favorite toy, or if he thinks it is my favorite toy.

[envyavenue]

Central Park

[supseeline]

[unindentifiedflyingobject]

[journalofscience]

Here is a time lapse of the International Space Station flying over the earth.

[cedrico-diggory]

[complexmagazine]

Oscar, when I try to mention you to my mom I have to call you "creepy guy from Ex Machina" for her to know what I'm talking about. (great movie btw and I can't wait for The Force Awakens)

Or maybe, sexy beard dance man?

O

[fatmdaily]

Florence Welch singing “Part Of Your World” from (The Little Mermaid)

[mazhira]

I am cured, my acne is gone and I don’t feel depressed.

[heliosv-deactivated20180626]

screams for 100 years

[kissedbyflames]

i think casting unknown people is the best possible decision casting directors can make at this point like stop using the same five people in every film

[collectionofmyobsessions]

[jxhn-mulaney]

*cracks neck* my time has come

[breelandwalker]

Okay, first? Pay off all your debts. Take out a small loan and pay it off right away.

Buy several hundred vacant houses. Schedule repairs for said houses with reputable contractors and make sizable down payments in advance. Get everything in writing and hang onto those deeds.

Buy a large open parcel of land that is being auctioned for development. And when I say large, I mean LARGE.

Sink millions into paying off people’s Kickstarters / college loans / medical bills / mortgages, and give generously charity organizations. That alone will carry off a lot of money.

Once you’ve got things down to a reasonable level, say $1m, buy yourself a house, furnishings, appliances, and a dependable car. Pay everything off so that you own it free and clear. Purchase about $200k worth of something easy to liquidate (i.e. gold, gems, bonds, stocks). Put the rest onto prepaid credit cards and wait for Monday to roll around.

NOW THE FUN BEGINS.

You now have commendable credit and a shining public reputation.

Fix up and flip those houses, sell them for fair market value or below to families who need them, or create non-profit homeless shelters. (After all, it’s not like you need to “make” money, this is all running on the proceeds from the property sales.)

Sell the parcel of land to developers, or donate it to public works as a park or open space. Have them name it after you.

Retire to your fully furnished home. Liquidate your extra assets, or leave them to appreciate in value for a later date. Make Christmas epic with those gift cards. Keep the extra money in the bank and keep your day job.

And don’t worry about taxes when return time rolls around, because you’ll be able to write off several millions’ worth of charitable donations.

[currentlymovingflights-deactiva]

Basically this

[goingtopshelf-deactivated201510]

This is someone who paid attention in finance class.