The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio

26 y.o - Melbourne, Australia /// Amazingly unburdened with talent Rejoice! Our times are intolerable.

[cognitohazardous]

[cognitohazardous]

me n my friend watching a slug we found on the sidewalk

[somecutething]

[symphonyinblue1978]

houseplants b like due to personal reasons i will be passing away...

[smolalpacacutie-deactivated2021]

Ok. Who wants to see him? I need to know.

[princet-andy]

Him??

[smolalpacacutie-deactivated2021]

Yes.

HIM

[sleepiestprincess]

I NEEDED to see him

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

[dogvisuals]

[languagebender]

why divide people by unrational things when you COULD divide them by whether their word for cotton candy is valid or not ?

[languagebender]

examples: 

american english: cotton candy ✅ good

british english: fairy floss ❌ not valid

spanish, german: sugar cotton ✅ good

french: daddy’s beard ❌ NOT VALID

[danasn0wc4t]

I’m sorry the French call it what

[dankmemeuniversity]

[todaysbird]

DIRECT ACTION

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[ampervadasz]

[ofkindnessandchaos-deactivated2]

OMFG.

[all-aboard-the-bane-train]

Very curious doggo

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.

[sarakipin]

Finally finished the set! This took a crazy long time to complete, but I’m happy with the result

[87437732156806533-deactivated20]

[artist-mcescher]

Relativity lattice, 1953, M.C. Escher

[teojida-archive-deactivated2020]

god’s only intention in making earth was this. humans and everything else was an accident

this is god’s one and only vision

[realborisjohnson]

[newtgeiszler]

it was that banksy fuck again

[outofcontextkingofthehill]

[lunarebane]

every straight marriage I’ve seen