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Just a warning for the… 18 people who follow me and the rest who find me:

I frequently flop between “dumbass ADHD ramblings” and “actual, serious anger for society.”

By looking at me, you accept the conditions that, I am unhinged a lot, and will easily fuck up. Please, correct my mistakes with the force of a sledgehammer, and pet me for doing The Good Things. Thank you, and have a lovely sleep tonight.

chongoblog

Hey! Hey Google!

Hard Pass!

llm-kursk

If I got a cut of ad revenue thanks to my location data, then sure I’ll forfeit it.

Pay me you bitches.

Just a note for the writers out there:

Do your research. Yes, sometimes “the curtains are just blue,” but cars are more than just a tool/appliance, and guns can represent more than just a weapon. There’s a reason why some people resonate with specific cars and guns in media.

For my examples, I shall present my own assigned items to my characters.

One has a variety of guns, but defaults to dual M1911s and a Desert Eagle. The character could easily use a rifle, or a railgun, but thanks to his powers he can just manipulate the trajectory and force of bullets, so handguns easily perform the role he wants. The Deagle just provides a lot more force if necessary while still being a magazine-fed hand cannon. He also drives a Ford Falcon XB coupe. The colors (black primary silver secondary) are just to match his desires, but it’s a muscle car (traditionally masculine) that isn’t a typical model seen in most media, on top of being made in Australia (different country and design compared to the average American muscle car), lending an air of wanting to be cool, but still choosing the odd choice because it’s available. Also, I just find it super sexy.

I will post more of this for the rest of my characters, because it makes me happy to share.

#writing

Alolan Sandshrew

Shrew B

Shrewb, if you will

#Kursk is a Shrewb #pokemon #shush

He’s watching @itsapmseymour because I’m tired and need sleep, but also want a proper video for noise on. It’s a win-win situation.

#pmseymourva #mega binge 5 if you want to join him.

itsapmseymour

llm-kursk

Forza Motorsport (2023).

It’s a fun simcade with a solid physics and a wide car list, but is nowhere near as good as previous titles.

I haven’t played those previous titles. It’s accessible because it’s on Steam. And it’s what I want out of a racing game where the physics are serious but the racing and controls do not require hundreds of dollars in a rig.

metocoymerregusto

Wait for it

elpalodelchurrero

Que weno

dollsahoy

is anyone going to tell the people in the notes who are calling the driver an idiot that they did not, in fact, wait for it?

(or that the driver that other people so clearly see is, in fact, not)

catnip-cryptidd

evilkitten3

ok fuck that got me

llm-kursk

NONE OF YOU HAVE WATCHED TREMORS 2: AFTERSHOCKS, AND IT SHOWS!

#tremors 2: aftershocks #one of the best direct-to-video movies

How do you feed yourself? What do I get at the store?

I know what’s on sale and what isn’t, but I can’t fucking understand what my body needs…

#hungry

jackalovski

Have you ever looked closely at a car windshield?

The edge of the glass is painted where it is glued to the car but it has these small dots between the clear and painted glass.

These are there for a reason. When the sun hits the glass the painted areas and the clear areas will absorb heat at different rates. This causes the glass to expand and contract differently putting stress on the glass.

These dots help the glass to warm up more evenly over a larger area so the glass does not suffer stress that could cause it to spontaneously explode.

Fun fact: the Tesla cybertruck doesn’t have these.

Yes, the glass will spontaneously crack or explode in the sun.

When I play Battlefield 1, I like to put on a song playlist in the background, low enough that it sounds like I have some headphones on in the game. I perform way better when I do this, especially with a punk rock/00s rock playlist.

I have come to the conclusion that, if I were to timetravel with dozens upon dozens of headphones connected to a CD player with that one playlist, and handed them all out to the people fighting in the trenches in World War 1, they’d probably die more often because the music is hype but recklessness does not make people harder to kill.

#battlefield #music #the offspring does so much for me #and it would probably get me killed in actual WWI

My body has created a hellish cycle.

I am hungry due to stress, but don’t want to stress eat.

I’m stressed due to money problems and the fact a good chunk of my income is donating plasma, requiring my body to be healthy.

#hungry

pukicho

do you think you have more men or women followers?

Only women follow me, because they can sense my gentle, deer-like aura

silli-billy15

Nuh uh I’m a guy and I follow you

pukicho

You're a guy

pukicho

For now

llm-kursk

I’m gender-fluid. Explain me, RAT.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

we need more divorcebaiting. how strongly can canon imply (without technically outright stating) that these two characters are bitterly, acrimoniously divorced? essential we explore this

llm-kursk

YES! YES! 1000% YES!

As much as I love the trope of voiceover playthroughs accidentally making gay characters, making it clear that two characters are actually divorced is EQUALLY funny.

bed-wed-behead-your-fave

Pangolin from real life

ITS MY BOYYYYYY

Hug Befriend or Protect a pangolin from real life.

Hug

Befriend

Protect

Voting ended onOct 28, 2024

i-am-a-sandshrew

hey! it’s my cousin!

pukicho

It's hard making friends as an adult. When I was in elementary school, I went table to table at the cafeteria asking every person there if they liked Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time for the Nintendo DS, and no one knew what the fuck I was talking about aside from one kid, and then we became friends for 7 years

llm-kursk

IF THIS WASN’T ME FOR MY ENTIRE EDUCATION I WOULDN’T EXIST