Jackalovski's Main

Who I was yesterday is not who I am today or who I will be tomorrow. Check back regularly for progress.

[jackalovski]

If I follow you and you’re wondering why, it’s probably because I saw you followed one or more of my side blogs and while I was checking to see if you were a bot I liked your vibes.

[jackalovski]

This post came up in my YouTube feed while doomscrolling shorts and it made me think, is this why I’m not into dnd, because I’ve had a life full of adventure?

For example, I once had to be rescued from a parody sex party by the person being parodied.

Or that time I was working in Japan for a week and I drafted my former manager imada San into a quest to find an anime girl squishy boob mousepad as a Christmas gift.

I once went on a quest to a theme park to find evidence of a new wooden roller coaster that was rumoured to be in development, accidentally found myself outside the park and then had to break back in.

When I was self employed working as a parfumerie I was contacted by a candle company who had been hired by KFC to produce a gravy scented candle as a promotional item in a hurry, got them to send me the recipe for their gravy so I could reverse engineer it and then a week before launch the whole project got cancelled because one of the candles made by the candle company had killed a grandmother in a freak accident that got picked up by the national newspapers.

Many years ago I was drafted into someone else’s quest, we snuck out of work, took the company car to a breakers yard to pick up an engine to replace the busted one in his wife’s car, had a forklift dump the engine in the trunk of the company car then drive it back to my home to drop it off before sneaking back into work. I then swapped that engine into the coworker’s wife’s car as part payment for his Italian sports car which I bought from him.

I have led a very exciting life, I have a lot of these stories

[fagarach]

this email could have been a cute girl going "letter for you, miss!" and then tripping over and showing panties as she left

[varrenhowlite]

Some more recent ish icons I did for folks. Opening up for these again! They’re 15CAD and you get 2 files, a 100x100 pixels and a 500x500.

I’d really love to do some felines.

Please dm me on telegram @varrenhowlite if you wanna order one! My queue is empty so the turnaround time is quick.

[acatnamedafteradog]

For 15CAD these are a steal

[jackalovski]

Fear comes from ignorance

Respect comes from understanding

Many people don’t know the difference between fear and respect and think that you fearing them is the same as you respecting them

[ironlily-art]

Something fantasy sword bros will never understand.

[guerrillatech]

[snorlaxatives]

i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

[kaiyves-backup]

[afurioushawk]

[angel-fruitcake]

i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

[jackalovski]

I'm not just stressed, i'm incapacitated for 2-3 days afterwards

[my-balls79]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

English sauce I'm cryinggggg

[rataghoulie]

An explainer for the confused gringos

[skogsskratti]

Instead of 3 explanatory sentences, having a dozen wikipedia and translator screenshots connected by arrows like the string connecting pictures on the murder board of a detective who's slowly going insane is such an interesting glimpse into the workings of other minds and also such an aesthetic power move. love it.

[jackalovski]

I dont know why people just dont call Worcestershire sauce what it actually is:

Anchovy vinegar

[nanoraydx]

Sonic porn ground zero

[jackalovski]

[chazchaschad]

I do not have a "side blog”, I do not “schedule posts”. I torture my followers with random bullshit and if that doesn’t work I KILL MYSELF

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

[semusepsu]

common play behavior

[jackalovski]

who wants to engage in common play behaviour with me?

[maryfitzroy]

Have you seen Gracie? Officials in Texas search for missing giraffe

Gracie the giraffe is described as having rounded ears. She went missing from a ranch in Real County.

im crying dude

[fandomsandfeminism]

Yeehaw yall. Gracie is on the run.

[fandomsandfeminism]

To answer some common questions in the tags:

1. How do you lose a Giraffe? She apparently scaled a cliff that served as part of the enclosure (which the other giraffes in the herd had shown no interest in climbing.)

2. Well it should be easier to find her, she's a whole ass giraffe? Yeah, you'd think, but Texas ranches are fuckin huge. The man has apparently hired a helicopter and several drones to aide the search, but no luck yet. She's been seen on some game cameras on the nearby ranches though. But she's sneaky.

3. Why does a random guy in Texas have a herd of giraffes? Because it's Texas and we have basically no exotic animal regulations. No really. If you have enough land out in the hill country, you can just own stuff. It's fuckin nuts.

[asexual-thot]

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

people telling chatgpt their problems is insane to me like girl just get a tumblr….

[incaseyouart]

drawing him is my saving grace