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If I follow you and you’re wondering why, it’s probably because I saw you followed one or more of my side blogs and while I was checking to see if you were a bot I liked your vibes.
A long-distance friend of Leonie's has finally come to visit. Surely none of us want to see too much blood spilled at her ladies gathering, do we?
Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.
Fuck censorship
Attackers explain how an anti-spam defense became an AI weapon.
love that energy
Years ago I was on a business trip to Japan and I got sick, so my manager who was with me took me to the hospital because my body had been evacuating itself.
Now, we were in Nagoya where very few people speak English so I had to wait to see a doctor who could speak English.
When the doctor came in he was tall, like 6’5” and because he’d done his residency in California had a perfect Californian accent.
Doctor: How’re you finding Japan?
Me: er..
Doctor: YOU LOVE IT RIGHT? 😀
Me: *uncontrollable laughter*
sometimes instead of a horrid little monk, divine visions of lesbians dance in my head dispensing wisdom
fuck i bought the wrong eggs
SHUT UP. SHUT THE FUCK UP OH MY GOD
You can do this in airplanes actually and lemme tell you. It gets . Heated.
The argument between a 70 year old man who hasn’t had a biennial flight review in 40 years who cuts off a cfi who has 250 hours and trained at a 141 school that prioritizes check-ride pass rate over actual Skill building is one of the most heated arguments over radio you will Ever hear.
Both are in the wrong and both think they’re the sky god’s gift to aviation and will argue always forever and ever
Tags by @scrubdowner is SENDING ME
Both citing unrelated regulations at each other
Honestly, I love finding someone with a nice voice and cadence to read tumblr post to me on YouTube shorts.
Mostly because my eyesight is so fucking shit now but also my ADHD wants me to be doing something else while I listen
I just wanna jack off and give someone head at the same time is that too much to ask
"House MD is unrealistic" you're right here's my script for a realistic medical show
Patient: I threw up 4 gallons of blood
House: sounds like you need to lose weight
um actually there's nothing wrong with letting cats be outdoor pets. your cat is depressed locked inside forever. it's animal abuse. let it outside. more cats should be let outside more often. especially overnight.
[image description: a coyote using a laptop computer]
smile, dog!
Good motherfucking god
Me and my gayK-47