Claire Keane
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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
@theartofmadeline
Stranger Things
we're not kids anymore.
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
cherry valley forever
dirt enthusiast
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Origami Around
#extradirty
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@lloydiisms
"Yeah, well, you can admire it from a couple steps back.”
He finally did as he was asked and took some steps away.
" Sorry, man. Y'know, my friend and I used to have a car like this. Except it was orange. Guy who sold it to me kept saying something about horse power. What is this, the ninth century?
What an idiot, right? "
“Hang outside of schools often? I have pepper spray in my bag and I am not afraid of using it.”
" Oh, this is --- ? Wow, uh. This is awkward. "
Okay, well. Time to back away a little bit.
" For the record that is a very lovely color uniform, er -- young lady. Very nice...shade. "
[ lloydiisms ]
"Could you take a couple steps away from my car, please?"
"Don’t touch it."
" Right, yeah. Sure. "
" Just, ah -- admiring it. For, y'know. A friend. "
barbarastreisandthisbitch ; liked
" Well hello lean, sexy and nerdy. Come here often? "
" I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti. "
...On second thought, maybe it was best nobody heard that.
And that was something she didn’t expect to hear at the end of the day, especially a bad day where she could burst from irritation at any moment.
— ”Seriously?!”
" I'm uh, I'm -- "
Talk to her, you idiot!
" I'm Ch-Christmas Lloyd -- er. Lloyd Christmas. And...you are? "
takeoutthegunman ; liked
" Martini, please. "
He hovered around a seat next to a rather rugged but ultimately teddy-bear-ish character. The kind of guy you hoped was on your side at a bar fight. Lloyd sincerely hoped he wouldn't have to play with that chance this time around.
" This taken? "
changingpontius ; liked
" Woah Mama! I--I'm...I, uh...mean... "
He needed at least an hour to prepare before seeing someone this attractive.
STARTER CALL
adoriia | liked
"I feel like I know you from somewhere."
He didn't. But boy, she was a sight for sore eyes, huh?
engineeriism | liked
"Excuse me, have you seen a car around here dressed like a dog? Might have a ten year old driving it?"
Little bastard still owed him the car on the weekends. People just don't understand the concept of sharing.
❝ i believe it is made of a high-density material… ❞
❝ i do not know the name of such material, however. ❞
❝Dense City, huh? ❞
❝You do look like a Colorado guy.❞
spellahxolic | liked
"Don't worry! I'm an ex-limo driver!"
ofnegotiations | liked
"Killer robe, man. Cashmere?"
STARTER CALL
Zombieland Quote Memes
❝ I’m not great at farewells, so, uh, that’ll do, pig. ❞
❝ Is that how you say hello where you come from? ❞
❝ I’ve never hit a kid before. ❞
❝ It was my bad. I was never a very good practical joker. ❞
❝ So do you have any regrets? ❞
❝ Time to nut up or shut up! ❞
❝ Are you fucking with me? ❞
❝ I hate coconut. Not the taste, the consistency. ❞
❝ Twelve’s the new twenty. ❞
❝ You got taken hostage by a 12 year old? ❞
❝ Don’t kill me with my own gun. ❞
❝ I haven’t cried like that since Titanic. ❞
❝ Let’s play the quiet game. ❞
❝ You see? You just can’t trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me. ❞
❝ It’s amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total shit storm. ❞
❝ You are like a giant cock-blocking robot, like, developed in a secret fucking government lab. ❞
❝ You can do anything you want to a man, but do not fuck with his Cadillac! ❞
❝ Where are the fucking Twinkies? ❞
❝ FYI, I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less than that. ❞
❝ She’s only famous when she’s Hannah Montana! When she’s wearing the wig! ❞
❝ Oh, this is so exciting, you’re about to learn who you’re gonna call… it’s Ghostbusters. ❞
❝ Poor, fat bastard. ❞
❝ You almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife. ❞
❝ See, I told you we should have gone to Russell Crowe’s! No one listens to me! ❞
❝ Here’s the deal: I’m not easy to get along with, and I’m sensing you’re a bit of a bitch. ❞
❝ Are you one of these guys that tries to one-up everybody else’s story? ❞
❝ You wanna feel how hard I can punch? ❞
❝ Finally got to first base. Not bad for that scrawny little spit-fuck. ❞
❝ Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. ❞
❝ Hey, a little help with movin’ the couch. We’re makin’ a fort. ❞
❝ Have you ever read that book “She’s Just Not That Into You”? ❞
❝ You have just survived the zombie apocalypse and drove half way across the country… where are you gonna go? ❞
❝ Thank God for rednecks! ❞
❝ You see, that why i don’t let people close, you only get burned. ❞
❝ Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards? ❞
❝ Woulda? Coulda? Shoulda? ❞
"Not messing with you. I’ve legitimately never seen a Rocky movie in my entire life.”
"Never really had reason to, I mean, I’ve heard about it now and then, but it never really interested me.”
"Well then, you are in luck ---"
"There's a movie theater about 12 blocks that way that's having a marathon for all the movies. You could see it there."
