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[llplastic-prisonerll]

I know this is a long shot … but if anyone is readin this, I need your ‘elp. Anyone’s ’elp. Please.

‘m bein ‘eld captive in the middle of nowhere, trapped in an underwater room wif this massive whale bloody starin in at me— it wants to eat me. I know it does.

We don’t really get signal on the island, except for in the lighthouse, but I … I dunno wot else to do.

Ello ! Welcome to my Phase 3, Plastic Beach, 2-D rp blog! You may recognise me from my other 2-D rp blog ( @lldawn-of-the-deell ), yes I’ve made another.

A reminder that your mod is an adult - and there will be dark themes and adult topics included on this blog — letting you know in advance. You have been warned.

Like on my other blog, there are rules :>

Any asks that I’m uncomfortable with will be deleted — and I will not tolerate any homophobia, transphobia, racism or anything else in that respect. We are here to have fun. It’s an rp blog, let’s keep it that way.

Let’s have some fun :>

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on melancholy hill (ask answers)

rhinestone eyes (just general talking, stuff, etc)

(Will update this when I figure them out, rn not sure but I’ll get there)

[llplastic-prisonerll]

What would you do if murdoc died? Like is there a way out of your room or would you be fucked?

. . . Wifout a key, there’s no way out. So, if ‘e dies, I fink ‘m pretty buggered ain’t I ?

There’d probly be nofin I could do. Maybe I could break the window and try an swim to shore ? But it’s very unlikely.

So let’s ’ope ‘e doesn die anytime soon. Cos I wanna get off’a this island.

[llplastic-prisonerll]

Stuart stu tusspot stuuu how ya doing bruva and what have you been up to and do you miss your parents do they know where you are?

. . .

been bloody singin the demos for murdoc - not tha i really ‘ave a choice. if i don want to, he jus ‘olds my ‘ead up to the microphone until i do.

an no, they don’t know where i am. even i don even know where i am. furthest point from civilisation or summit ? i jus wanna go ‘ome.

[llplastic-prisonerll]

you could ask murdoc to get you some tea to “help with your vocals”, when it really helps with your sleep so you don’t have to spend as much with the whale? heard it helps with nightmares too. not sure if it’ll work or not. sorry stu. people love you.

. . . i’d love a cuppa. throat is so dry these days. anyfin i can get is a blessin.

when i try to sing, it doesn come out righ, and then murdoc gets mad, and then i ‘ave to do it again, but it still don sound righ, and it jus makes it worse

and then ‘e jus sends me back down to my prison - same routine.

maybe if ‘e jus took a bit better care of me, i’d be able to do fings ‘ow ‘e wants it to be.

[llplastic-prisonerll]

hey stu i was wondering what you think of tame impala? What do you think of his music

uh . . . cool yeh. uh — sorry ‘m tryin to properly fink— can’t remember. can you wait until i get outta ‘ere for a proper answer?

[llplastic-prisonerll]

i was’t joking about your dad i was asking if you knew no beef man

anon i migh sound bloody awful yeh ?

but ‘ow the ‘ell am i supposed to know anyfin outside of this bloody island ? i cant even contact my parents, let alone find out if any of ‘em are dead.

now jus— leave me alone yeh ? i don wan fink about tha possibility righ now.

[llplastic-prisonerll]

What did you want to be before you “joined” the band like a lawyer or something?

uh . . . to be ‘onest, i dont remember much of it righ now. it’s ’ard to even . . . fink too much these days. wotever i wanted to be, i probly can’t do anymore. so . . . yeh.

cant do much more than sing at this point really - thas all ‘m good for innit ? yeh, jus sing. thas it. good for nofin else.

[llplastic-prisonerll]

Do you miss your parents do they even know were you are? Did they know you joined a band or did you just go missing

. . . yeh, i do. an no, they probly dont know where i am. even i don really know where i am. if you say ‘plastic beach’ to someone i doubt they’ll even know wot tha is, never mind where it is.

they know about the band at least - jus . . . not this. i miss ‘em. give anyfin to be back ‘ome.

[llplastic-prisonerll]

Those...*films* Murdoc loaned you. Any good?

oh yeh, they’re well good. gives me summit to actually enjoy. kshkshk.. if i could sit an watch ‘em all day i would. i will admit i do tug a couple out at ‘em to get rid of some stress.

‘elps a bit. clears the mind sometimes.

[llplastic-prisonerll]

Did you know your dad is dead?

get out of ‘ere. thas bloody ‘orrible of you to say. leave my dad outta this, yeh? ‘e’s not bloody dead. why does no one ‘ave anyfin bloody nice to say on ‘ere? ‘m ‘avin a naff time an you lot fink its bloody funny to say crap like tha.

[llplastic-prisonerll]

when was the last time someone called you by your actual name?

. . . well, murdoc uses it when ‘e’s mellowed out. if you can call his drunken state ‘mellowed out’. in like the few moments ‘e’s bein nice.

uh, but i don ‘ear it as much as i used to.

[llplastic-prisonerll]

I’m going to rage bait murdic stu-pid

get it stupid because your name sounds like it stu pot lol

yeh very funny. d’you wan a medal for tha ?

[llplastic-prisonerll]

What do you think you’d be doing if murdoc never crashed his car in your face?

. . . well I wouldn be ‘ere an yknow wot tha sounds like bloody ‘eaven to me.

anon d’you fink i really wan to fink about it? because i don. cos it’s all well an good ‘avin a daydream an tha but once you get back to your shit reality, it’s bloody soul crushin.

[llplastic-prisonerll]

i hope you never watch or play iron lung...

wots an iron lung - innit some sort of medical ‘ospital fing? dunno cant remember dont ‘ave enough signal to actually look it up

medical . . .

mn i really wan my painkillers. my ‘ead is bouncin.

[llplastic-prisonerll]

I bet you could befriend the whale and escape using it

. . . are you MAD? you’re off your nut.

not ‘appenin. you fink ‘m goin anywhere near tha fing you’re wrong. couldn pay me to do tha. ‘orrible suggestion.

[llplastic-prisonerll]

Why you look like that? Like why your face like that you look like a bug

. . . righ sod off yeh ? if you got nowt nice to say, don say anyfin.

‘orrible.

[llplastic-prisonerll]

Ur loved Stuart. Murdoc's broadcasting your location and coordinates out. It's only a matter of time.

oh. . . well— fankyew anon.

wow- uh . . . thas really nice of you. i needed to ‘ear tha today. fankyew. i appreciate it. more than you could ever know.