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I feel better than I have in months and I have to block out Ashley crying.

today’s the day i harass david until he gets me a cat

Yesterday was the day I ignored Ashley to find her a surprise cat. She was probably thinking about what a douchebag I was for it. Then she gets to wake up to a cat.

PRO TIP: If you're going to ride a dick, make sure you're not committed to another dick, you fucking dick.

#i'm just saying #because you know #that's stupid

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you can’t see the upper half of my body because of this shirt.

#fuuuUUUUUCK #🌌 jam-#nsfw-

Is this a joke?

#why

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about to lose my engagement ring because I exposed him.

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#fuck yeah you are

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I was thinking that I should send you pickup lines, but then I realized I actually don't know many. I do know that if I could catch the stars for you, I would in a heartbeat. If I could shoot down the sun so that you could be the brightest in the world, I'd do that, too.

David “marshmallow” Escamilla, I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU AS FUCK.

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WHAT THE FUCK.

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I have to intro for two, so bear with me.

Hi, I’m Patrick. I’m in that Fall Out Boy band. I’ve done some solo stuff, too. Even some acting I wasn’t very good at. I’m a big fan of dogs and I can always laugh at a bad joke. I’m also still kind of sore over not winning best drummer.

That’s Declan and I don’t know how you couldn’t tell that’s from me if you didn’t know. He’s started talking a little recently and I’m preparing for the real headaches.

Anyway, feel free to come talk anytime @ best.worstthing

#I'm still having a fangirl problem at this moment