anthropomorphic ball of anxiety

24, she/they. lmao idk what I post anymore good luck with that

[twitterlols]

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

I’ve got a new word for fanfic writers to use, brought to you by todays word of the day:

example sentence: she gazed into his smaragdine orbs

[mmilhouse]

obama chuckled. “you mean the chaos smaragdines?”

[quirkett]

i just busted out laughing on public transit i hope you’re all proud of yourselves

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[pucket]

@heartstitched

[dcmultiverse]

Close-up of first official poster for Wonder Woman 1984

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

[curseworm]

whenever i see parents walking with their baby andtheyve got their baby between them i get so emotional im not describing it well but like this

i ran out of space for the other one so theyve only got 1.5 parents but its fine

[killer-catchy]

my parents used to do this to me when i was little - they’re both pretty tall, so they could easily swing me between them. my mom told me last week that once, after a pretty hefty snowfall, they were walking somewhere with me swinging me back and forth, as usual. because it was cold out i was wearing gloves, so on a pretty hard forward swing, i slip out of my gloves, flying through the air. i landed in a pile of snow

people saw. my mom still feels bad for laughing

[curseworm]

baby slingshot

[shoeboxgoblin]

Wonder Woman was a great movie for equal opportunity eye candy.

Straight guys and gay girls can enjoy gal gadot in armor.

Gay guys and straight girls can enjoy a mostly naked Chris pine

Bi/pan people get to enjoy both

And if you’re ace like me, well. She threw a tank with her bare hands, and that’s as good as it gets

[illogical-bullshit]

I really like this post.

[pochacco]

[sailorflorana]

I’m crying this is so good, quality content right here

[russingon]

i love how legolas is canonically absurdly ready to throw hands for his friends

[russingon]

boromir: and what would a mere ranger know of this?

legolas despite literally being in a council about the fate of the world with the most important people alive:

[russingon]

eomer: i would cut off your head, dwarf, if it stood but a little higher off the ground

legolas, despite the fact they’re surrounded on all sides by men with big spears:

[captaincrusher]

Chuck Tingle is out here being an ace ally.

[superspy-anon]

we don’t deserve mr tingle but i’m glad he’s here for us anyway

[frawgs]

start drama with me

[switchingtogeico]

frogs aren’t that great

[frawgs]

[gayerluke]

security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher?

my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i’m in

[wolfvalkyrie-blog]

why is this so fucking funny 

[gayerluke]

it’s a joke

[dawnofslime]

I am a peddler of chubby cat pics

[digital-phonetics]

Pray. Show me your wares

[dawnofslime]

[callmebliss]

I HAVE COIN

[shiftythrifting]

Design fail

[b0ggyb1tch]

Finally, a shirt for me and my IBS 

[kaijuno]

We live in the cursed timeline

[professorsparklepants]

No, we lived in the blessed timeline, because the creator of a harmless webcomic character that got turned into a meme sued the shit out of neo-nazis for stealing his art and using it to recruit kids to their fucked up ideology.

[topshotpicks]

[sheabutterbitch]

New Orleans, Louisiana