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Jadenbu
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MOMBU, GIRLDADS, AND GIRLIES AU - Pt. 1
Im working on an au where Wemmbu's maces can manifest physical bodies however it usually ends up with 3 chaotic daughters, Wemmbu as a mom, and his harem as the dads.
Since Im procrasinating what to do, heres a yap about my au.
WEMMBU:
Girl mom!
Always stressed but still looks so pretty
LOVES playing dress up with them and ends up going on expensive shoppings sprees.
Jaden and Mane fund them so its fine
Wemmbu ends up being guilty about it but they reassure her
Swears she's "not buying anything else" and then comes home with three dresses because "they were on sale."
Keeps every drawing the girls ever made. Doesn't matter if it's just a scribble. It's going on the fridge.
PARROT:
Parrot is that one boring dad that you have but lowkey drops the most insane lore
"Oh! I used to be the king of the server.
"WHAT"
"Yeah it was a whole thing. Anyway, eat your vegetables."
The girls will ask him a simple question and receive a 30 minute educational lecture.
Ended up being their WikipediaTM + Thesaurus if Wifies isnt available
Can identify exactly why a child is crying within 15 seconds. Wemmbu is envious of this fact
stays aware of the childs needs, nap times, nutrition, ect. Infact has a spreadsheet for it
Insists that one of the 3 learns chess so he has someone to play with but they refuse. But they end up learning it cause they want to defeat Parrot.
JADEN
The girl dad of the century!
Brings home gifts for the kids. Ends up being pearl jewelry, pretty clothing, hair pins / hair accessories etc.
Pearl’s fav dad no question.
Always helps Wemmbu when he’s overwhelmed with the kids and the others
Over protective dad but cute version
Will die if any of the girls come home with a boyfriend. Cries to Wemmbu about it.
Knows how to do every hairstyle.
Refuses to explain how he learned.
Pearl drags him into her room for "important fashion discussions."
Has absolutely threatened imaginary future boyfriends.
"If he breaks your heart—"
"Jaden, she's six."
"THE POINT STILL STANDS."
Carries emergency hair ties, band-aids, snacks, tissues, and tiny toys.
The girls think he can solve every problem.
Gentle Parenting Expert!
Learnt how to make handbags just to one up lomedy
flambu fanchild (ft fmmbu)
Wmmbu really is Jdens princess, saving her so many times
Smut dictionary bank (NSFW, 18+)
I’ve been compiling a smutwordlist and other handy tools, so I thought I’d share them in case they’re useful for other smutwriters💜
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The Smut Writer’s Dictionary by @maybeeatspaghetti
Smut Thesaurus [18+/NSFW] by @prurientpuddlejumper
smut guide by @iguessweallcrazyithinktho
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AO3 guides:
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The Fic Writer's Guide to Formatting by AnisaAnisa
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The Sexy Thesaurus 1
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🌈Gay Foreplay 101🌈
🌈Bottoming 101 🌈
🌈Gay Sex 101: A Comprehensive List of Queer Erotic Terms and Their Definitions🌈
🌈How to Write LGBT+ Characters🌈
TW->Thoughts on the Depiction of Rape in Fiction<-TW
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70 Weird and Wacky Words for Vagina
A Definitive Ranking of 30 weird (And Funny) Words for Penis
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Last updated: October 2025
My masterlist
wemmbu casually mentioning she thinks pearls are beautiful? the next day jaden goes diving to look for the prettiest ones in the entire great sea so he can make her a necklace
wemmbu wants to renovate her wardrobe to fit the “pirate aesthetic”? jaden will get her the finest fabrics and silks and have the best tailors make her whatever she wants
wemmbu says she likes sweets? jaden uses his influence over the great sea commerce to get all necessary ingredients and decides to learn how to bake so he can make her favourites
wemmbu offhandedly talks about someone who wronged her in the past? that person is completely banned from pirate civ and is deemed an unwanted visitor by the entire great sea
whatever the pirate queen wants, her devoted husband will provide!
Wemmbu goes “oh i remember seeing a few women with these beautiful layered pearl necklaces! I think they would look so beautiful with my new outfits don’t you think! Next time we go to the market i should look for some!”
Jaden goes “nah I can one up literally every other man that was in your life before me with this one simple trick” and once wemmbu leaves to go hang out with egg or train some of her chungie pirate children, instantly goes to start diving for the most beautiful and shiniest pearls for the love of his life. He goes to a jewelry in his civ and asks to be taught to make necklaces himself, and then a few weeks later presents her with like 15 different styles pearl necklaces!! wanted to make sure even when she wasn’t dressing super piratey she had some to match with her other outfits.
Wemmbu says she wants to match with him? and match the aesthetic of her new civ seeing as they are calling her the queen? He goes on more raids searching for the softest, silkiest, cloth to find make tailored and custom clothes EXACTLY how his girl wants it to look like.
Jaden knows how to cook bec he’s a MAN!! like that, but he’s never focused much on sweets and candy and sugary treats bec he himself doesn’t like them that much. HOWEVER when wemmbu admits she really likes sugary treats and candy, but doesn’t rlly allow herself to eat them that much bec she never had a base or something’s always happening and doesn’t rlly have time to actually learn how to make them herself?
Jaden decided he’s mastering how to bake and make the prettiest looking deserts for her. Start trading for more food related things for more things for bakeries in his civ. As well as asks to be taught how to make some of the deserts on the menu he saw wemmbu looking at.
He’s training himself for literally every thing she could ever ask for. Asked to be taught by a jewelry maker!! asked to be taught how to bake by a professional chef. Bro is turning himself into the number one husband and that is his goal!!!
Jaden asks about her life and she talks about Zam and the zam empire and how everything went down, and it’s very different from how the public kinda knows about it? I mean one second wemmbu and zam were allied and then zam destroyed her kingdom and then Zams kingdom was just BOMBED?? Lmao
But he gets the full story and she starts kinda crying at one point bec I mean, she’s kinda played it off since then and joked about it a bit, and she was rlly friendly with Zam in the prison and helped break her out. But that was just ignoring how hurt she truely was back then. She honestly was never going to betray zam and was soo loyal to her. She still doesn’t even understand what went wrong and why Zam turned on her that fast.
Anyways Jaden gets that story and a small few bits about other stuff (right now she’s too tired from takiing about the Zam empire to talk about literally any other of the fucked up things that happen to her later LMAOO)
So he decides that Zam is on a kind of “has to be approved list” bec wemmbu as of right now (in the story canon) seemed to be friendly with her and while he wants to ban Zam fully from his empire, he doesn’t want to do it without her approval and doesn’t want to break her trust by doing it without her knowing.
Right now she’s too tuckered out so he plans to ask another time whether she wants to ban Zam or allow them in some parts of the pirate civ but not all of it or something like that.
Other people? Wemmmbu seems to half forget like all of her enemies the second she no longer needs to fight them (aside from Jaden himself, and Flame as her “rival 😒”) so she’ll probably drop lore on Jaden out of no where of different people that have wronged her or did this weird ass thing to her, and he has to instantly commit it to his brain before she instantly moves on to a new thing.
Whatever the pirate queen wants, the pirate queen gets. However she never directly requests anything because she’s learned not to ask for much from other people.
So Jaden and the other pirates (her children) have to pay a lot of attention to things she mentions she’d like to try or never done before. The only things she DIRECTLY requests are armour or weapons bec she thinks of herself as a weapon, and thinks to herslef how pirate civ most likely likes her bec she’s good at pvp and can protect them, so her pirate children and Jaden are trying to get her to request regular things she likes!! some new boots/heels? some cool desert shes never tried? a pretty jeweled brush for her hair? some soft hair bands? A cool book?
It’s an uphill battle that jaden loves <3 as over time his wife is getting more and more comfortable in his civ and with him and is able to request and WANT things that aren’t weapons.
Thank you for the ask!! loved ranting and thinking more about jadenbu and jaden :3
srry for crashing out about Arachbu btw, I'm just a sucker for Wemmbu x [Insert Powerful Evil Leader] my bad really -Anon S.
its chill i too am crashing out about Arachbu!!
like bro :( yeah, he was manipulative and had egg captive but like brooo, if you just treated egg well?? then wemmbu would have stayed and been loyal, and also u could have totally gotten her to fall in love with u!!!!
she could've been ur spolied, pampered, overpowered wife and queen?? but instead u do this crap??
MWah Mwah :3, man i can't even like think about Parrotbu because he's king but also doesn't really have power bro, like I do NOT want wemmbu to be that man's queen she'll get dragged into his messes. I just want her to be a spoiled, pampered loved wife and queen, preferably Jaden. Jaden u need to lock in and have a huge ass pirate civ again.
Wemmships + fanchild on Mother's day
Since it’s mothers’ day here’s how some wemmships + their fanchild spend the day together.
Jadenbu + Kai (fankid and AU by @sealbu):
Jaden is obsessed with his wife and will do anything to please her, Kai loves his mother and wants her to feel very pretty, so mother's day for them is a very soft and intimate day between the three.
When I think about what gifts they would give it would be either something handmade, hand picked or something they have worked for over a long period of time, things like handmade jewelry, shells and stones Kai found that reminded him of his mom, maybe a coral reef or a garden gifted to her as a safe place or a sanctuary.
The day would be filled with laughter, softness, exploring the great sea and sharing baked treats and dinner together at the beach during the sunset. They start the day together and they end it together, wrapped up in their own little bubble of paradise.
Lettucebu / Restrained ruin + child (fankid and AU’s by @sealbu and @wemmbupilled):
As of right now I don’t think their fanchild has a specific name so I’m going to call them Astraea (meaning Star and is based upon the goddess of justice and innocence).
I feel like mother’s day and even wemmbu’s birthday will be one of the biggest, yet private celebrations on Unstable. Everyone is aware of the dates and preparation starts a couple of weeks before the day, yet the celebration and day is reserved to the three of them.
As Lettuce’s wife and queen, mother’s day is basically just an excuse for Lettuce to pamper her and their child throughout the day. Since they have access to basically anything they could want I believe for mother’s day it will be more homemade gifts like drawings and flowers (from Astraea) and some rare materials and love letters Wemmbu would like (from Lettuce)
Manebu + Hera (Fankid and AU by @wemmbupilled):
To me Manebu and Hera’s family dynamic is very much based upon cooking together and food in general, so I'm going to base their day off with food as their love language.
The day starts with Mane and Hera cooking a big feast made up of Wemmbu's favorite dishes and surprising her with breakfast in bed, sharing a soft moment between the three. Throughout the day both Mane and Hera continue to surprise Wemmbu with her favorite sweets as they spoil her with a relaxing spa day.
She gets a full body massage, a warm bath with some wine, Mane grooming her to his utmost abilities and they end their day of cuddling and sharing soft kisses in their nest / bed until they fall asleep.
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I might add onto this later :3
do you guy's think, that whoever headcanon wemmbu has eggchan charm (aka the eyeball charm on his neck). where the eye is watchful and look at wemmbu surrounding. but wemmbu is like having intimate with someone, said jaden and eggchan just look through the eyeball charm. does he disappointed, embarrassed or just try to give them privacy?🤔 worst is when wemmbu do it in bed and forgot to take off the eyeball charm off so eggchan just watch the whole thing. like free p0rn yk?🤨
I’ve done some text posts of my own as I’ve been bored
link to others below
I miss jadenbu so fucking bad
Did I mention I love this fic yet
A collection of little doodles based on The Crossdresser Knight by @furry-balls !! Haiiiii I love your fic haiiiiiiiiiii :]
He/she Wemmbu means so much to me in particular btw. Give that man pronouns IMMEDIATELY !!!
jadenbu
Now You See me Inspired AU
The 4 protags are a team of magicians who pull off bank heists and robberies during performances and uses the money to support the deurotags in their studies. They are reffered to as "the pillars."
All 7 of them are in a relationship with Wemmbu, but has a sense of supporting one another regardless of their competitiveness towards the purple haired man.
The excess many they use to fund their lifestyle, using it to stock up on high grade magic supplies, food, and everything else. Redistributes wealth to the vulnerable (a trickster roobin hoods)
They also use it to spoil wemmbu and use their tricks in the bedroom.
Eggchan - the escape artist
Wemmbu - a stage magician
Spoke & Parrot - hypotists, Mentalists
Theo - A sleight of hand illusionist, has a nack for pickpocketting
Lomedy & Magpicc - An impressionist & street magcian
Flame - illusionist, magic debunker ( uses his magic debunkerness so they could still strickes and use it to a much grandeur way)
The pillars has this magical ability (unlike their usual jobs of using magic tricks) to switch dimensions and visit the eye.
"The Eye" is technically their base, instead of it being the mythical society, it is a pocket dimension specifically tailored as an escape reality where in they plan their advanced illsions, practice mentalism, and stagecrafts. They can indirectly oversee the evils of their original reality through the Eye.
Think of them like having a mirror or camera that alerts them of corruption??
WIFIESBU AU! ANGST!
Wifies as ghost haunting a library that falls in love with Wemmbu, the writer who can see him — but only through his own unfinished manuscript.
Wemmbu is creatively blocked, staring at a half-written story. The manuscript acts as a literal "window"-whenever he look at the pages, a ghost appears in his peripheral vision, sitting across from him in the quiet library.
Wifies is bound to the library (since when you die, you stay in your version of heaven, to Wifies, it was staying in this library), he is invisible to everyone else. But he has watched Wemmbu struggle for months and feel a deep, silent kinship since he himself was an author prior to his death.
Wemmbu can only interact with the ghost by writing to them in the manuscript. If he close the notebook and shut their laptop, Wifies vanishes from sight.
From this, he grew to enjoy having conversations with Wifies. The ghost's intelligence intrigues the writer, he gained knowledge everytime he spoke with Wifies. His creativity replenished from each conversation.
Wifies fell in love. The writer's wit and eloquence is on par with his. Each time the writer spoke, it felt as if the world gave him life once more.
But all good things must come to an end.
Every word Wemmbu adds to the manuscript brings the story closer to completion, Wifies grew paranoid. It was years since he met a person like Wemmbu. Years since he had someone to talk to.
Not wanting the manuscript to be finished, Wifies does something unforgivable:
he sabotages the story.
Pages go missing. Entire scenes rewrite themselves overnight. Endings become incoherent no matter how many times Wemmbu fixes them.
Eventually, Wemmbu realizes the truth — Wifies is changing the manuscript to stop it from ever being completed.
Because the closer the story gets to its ending, the more Wifies begins to fade.
The manuscript was never just a way for Wemmbu to see him. It is what ties Wifies to the world. An unfinished story keeps him there; a finished one means goodbye.
Wifies knows it’s selfish. He knows he’s manipulating the one person he loves enough to keep. But after decades of isolation inside the library, he cannot bear losing Wemmbu too.
Meanwhile, Wemmbu slowly realizes he has fallen in love as well. But he needs to finish it.
Why? Because it was a biography of the one and only Wifies.
Royalty AU!
Blindfold brothers and Wemmbu were childhood friends and one of the brothers were supposed to be Wemmbu's fiance. But Flame always ended up choosing Lomedy over Wemmbu and Mane having some sort of avoidany attachment Wemmbu + "Lost Cause."
This results to Wemmbu's family cancelling the engagement plans. In revenge for the heartbreak he felt, Wemmbu went and created a reputation as the first ever prince to scout a harem.
(In this au, harems are non existant)
To atone for there wrongdoings, Mane and Flame tried to fix things and convince wemmbu to have the engagement w their family.
But did wemmbu do that? No!
He flunted his harem—refered to as the Prince's jewels—to their faces.