— ay dios mio.

#ProtectInkoMidoriya2020

[officialjiggly]

when u run out of data for the month

[support]

Maintenance notice

we’re crashing this site..

with no survivors

[uoa]

accidentally sending ;) instead of :) and feeling like you’ve just offered them your body

[recklessmoss]

𝚆 𝚘 𝚛 𝚖   𝚘 𝚏 𝚏   𝚝 𝚑 𝚎    𝚜 𝚝 𝚛 𝚒 𝚗 𝚐 

 𝚆 𝚑 𝚊 𝚝   𝚂 𝚒 𝚗 𝚜   𝚠 𝚒 𝚕 𝚕   𝚑 𝚎   𝚌 𝚘 𝚖 𝚖 𝚒 𝚝

[lncoherent]

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food

me: can i have some

[themintycupcake]

Been sleeping a lot because I'm really sick. I just had a fever dream about a Harvest Moon game where you have to contribute enough food to the community harvest festival before winter or the villagers will start dying off. If enough of them die before the end of the winter, the remaining villagers will murder and cannibalize you. You're never told this information in-game, just that it's very important to contribute an unknown amount of food before winter. Might make an interesting horror game parody of farming sims.

[capacity]

leona lewis didnt have to do that 2 me w bleeding love i was too young to have those feelings

[worthikids]

Palpatine’s Journey

[thornedbondage]

DEAD

I WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO BE AS WELL

[blace-phalon]

approach someone who is watching football and ask them “what show is this”

[fhawne-deactivated20221006]

so january is almost over huh? what’s next? february? give me a break

[gigastacyy-deactivated20231011]

no more teacup pets we keep breeding cats to be larger and more robust until we have monster cats 

[lncoherent]

gaara: *laying on a rooftop in suna in the middle of the night because he can't sleep*

kankuro, in a snuggie with bedhead, coming to check on his brother: whatcha thinkin about lil bro

gaara:

gaara: *sighs piningly*

gaara: do you think lee sleeps with the weights on

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

some ppl who grew up with siblings didnt rly Grow Up With Siblings. like if you and your brother are 10 yrs apart u just dont get it… if you had siblings within 3yrs of your age you had the genuine experience of primitive undeveloped human brains pummeling the shit out of each other because none of us have developed frontal cortices and the laws of man don’t apply in the confines of this house

[hollowboobtheory]

age gap <= 5 years = assigned nemesis at birth

age gap > 5 years = maxed out parenting skill by college

[valtsv]

the 17th century was called ‘the golden age of piracy’ and now that i’m reading about it it’s really not surprising that piracy appealed to so many people

[valtsv]

like, you get to be gay, do crimes, and you have health insurance? well then, just call me jolly roger and pass the rum lads

[valtsv]

[0l0x]

2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.

1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.

Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.

You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.

2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will

[neoflect]

rather than death of the author i subscribe to a critical framework i like to refer to as Schrodinger’s Author where the authors intentions are important except for when i dont like them

[catsuggest]

good morninge !

[catsuggest]

pls awake immediotely before im die of hunger.