The Hotel stole my Face

Woah mama! Where'd you get that comedically large Hammer??- YOWCCH!

[somacruz]

i keep seeing this cut off but the preceding “yessiree” is vital to it imo

[7777777awawawa7777777]

i had to transcribe it

[seased]

Visit Original Link

[mattpresents]

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

[shigure]

🥘 stillstainless following

full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me

🔲 tupperware follow

can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower

🍳 cast-iron following

op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.

🔲 tupperware follow

can you actually fuck off

🥣 countercandy mutuals

fav thing to hold

fruit

vegetables

keys

candy

soup

something else/not a bowl

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2024

☕ mug-shots follow

i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO

🐾 dogbowl follow

dusty ass

🍴silverwarewolf following

all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3

#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok

🥡 lunchb0x follow

Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year

#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang

🔁cast-iron following

anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains

tupperware answered: what if i killed myself

🥤 papercup mutuals

WASP IN ME

[shegs]

I FOUMDH IT

[princess-anri]

Regular Couple

[pawhold-deactivated20180415]

this ended homophobia

[nikoni]

happy pride month

[maxbytes]

if tumblr was an online game i’d run my character up to your character and spam the jump button and do backflips and frontflips over your character’s head to show you i’m excited to see you on the dash

[girlrust]

happy pride to my favorite gif in the world

[weemwom]

hello niche community

I lowk still don’t fully know how to post here but errgggg here’s my ahit animation 🗣️🗣️

[brunkleton]

Hat in time fandom please find me

[flipchild]

Just drank a hot cup of Hava 🍵

[fuckoe]

What is hava

[flipchild]

Hava niceday

[cheddar-baby]

[limbolanegames]

WHOA! Dr. Habit is finally small enough to fit through mail tubes- he worked really hard on being this small. The Dr. Habit plush is now LIVE on Makeship!

[2xghi0dgh65-deactivated20190207]

“why does that character have to be queer?”

why not?

“why does that character have to be trans?”

why not?

“why does that character have to be a poc?”

why not?

[2xghi0dgh65-deactivated20190207]

this post is making straight cis white ppl angry keep reblogging it

[ryttu3k]

Another good response along with “Why not?” - “As opposed to?”

Just watch them try not to say ‘normal’, JUST WATCH THEM.

[cuspid64]

I dont know why I went and rendered this one

Uh anyways a lil inspired by this this

[speculative]

Taiko no triangleposting by airuei

[johncraft2003]

[krismas15]

i cant stop laughing help me please

genuinely just posting this for the atla image i CANT

[joyflameball]

[epsilonhybrid]

[sm64mario]

Hey! Mario was just wondering. Could you'a put a vending machine here? In the middle of this crowded intersection?

[lobbyface]

Don't mess with me and the other five Neth fans, we're tough as nails mhmm

Also for the five Neth fans I give to you all some nonsense

Pssst- here's some art I made way back when for this, but didn't use